Comments on: The six commandments? http://www.thetalentshow.org/2003/04/10/the-six-commandments/ Just another WordPress weblog Sun, 07 Sep 2008 10:02:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: Keanu Reeves (no, really) http://www.thetalentshow.org/2003/04/10/the-six-commandments/#comment-15 Keanu Reeves (no, really) Sat, 03 Jan 2004 06:26:40 +0000 http://www.thetalentshow.org/2003/04/10/the-six-commandments/#comment-15 But Jesus talked all that leftist crap while the Old Testament kept it all in black and white with lots of evil-doers doing their evil dos. And have you ever tried to explain a huge sprawling Sermon on the Mount? It can't compete with a simple Top Ten List of no-nos when it comes to getting that collection plate filled by a bunch of damned rednecks. Here it is: The Old Testament is for Republicans. The New Testament is for leftist pinko commies [except for Revelations, which belongs to the Baptists.] But Jesus talked all that leftist crap while the Old Testament kept it all in black and white with lots of evil-doers doing their evil dos.

And have you ever tried to explain a huge sprawling Sermon on the Mount? It can’t compete with a simple Top Ten List of no-nos when it comes to getting that collection plate filled by a bunch of damned rednecks.

Here it is:
The Old Testament is for Republicans.
The New Testament is for leftist pinko commies [except for Revelations, which belongs to the Baptists.]

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