According to Thomas Spencer of History News Network, some Republicans in Missouri want to levy a masturbation tax. That’s as brilliant as the Iowa man who wants to outlaw lying and the Florida mayor who issued a proclamation to banish the devil from her small town :

Be it known from this day forward that Satan, ruler of darkness, giver of evil, destroyer of what is good and just, is not now, nor ever again will be, a part of this town of Inglis. Satan is hereby declared powerless, no longer ruling over, nor influencing, our citizens.