Good Riddance
Wow. I’m away for one day and I miss all the good news. The Supreme Court strikes down sodomy laws and Strom Thurmond dies. I can’t help but think the two were probably related. I hope Stom’s last words were “They’re lettin’ homos do what? Uggh…”
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Dang. Just when Strom was reaching his friggin’ prime.
This must have come as quite a shock to his family.
God?
Bless them.
Comment by Jonathan Lamb — June 27, 2003 @ 3:50 pm
I think I’ll take a National “Dancing on their graves” tour, in which I will travel cross-country, visit the graves of some of our more famous assholes, and literally dance on their graves.
1) I’ll do the Cabbage Patch on Strom’s grave, while making out with my decidedly nonwhite Puerto Rican Girlfriend.
2) I’ll do the freak on Jefferson Davis’ Grave. As in the above case, I fully intend to miscegenate!
3) I’ll dance an Irish Jig over Boss tweed’s grave. Hooray!
4) Even though he isn’t dead yet, I’ll dance the tango in front of Reagan’s ranch, while accidentally dropping forget-me-nots. Oops. it’s not fair to make fun of people with Alzheimer’s. Except that it totally is fair, and funny, especially when they suck.
Anyway, Strom dies, and the only sad thing about it is that he died peacefully, aged >100 years, without pain, and he’ll probably be rememebred as some sort of hero. Racist fucker.
Comment by Ross Angeles — June 30, 2003 @ 1:11 pm