Comments on: Good Riddance http://www.thetalentshow.org/2003/06/27/good-riddance/ Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 28 Aug 2008 01:01:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: Ross Angeles http://www.thetalentshow.org/2003/06/27/good-riddance/#comment-119 Ross Angeles Mon, 30 Jun 2003 20:11:40 +0000 http://www.thetalentshow.org/2003/06/27/good-riddance/#comment-119 I think I'll take a National "Dancing on their graves" tour, in which I will travel cross-country, visit the graves of some of our more famous assholes, and literally dance on their graves. 1) I'll do the Cabbage Patch on Strom's grave, while making out with my decidedly nonwhite Puerto Rican Girlfriend. 2) I'll do the freak on Jefferson Davis' Grave. As in the above case, I fully intend to miscegenate! 3) I'll dance an Irish Jig over Boss tweed's grave. Hooray! 4) Even though he isn't dead yet, I'll dance the tango in front of Reagan's ranch, while accidentally dropping forget-me-nots. Oops. it's not fair to make fun of people with Alzheimer's. Except that it totally is fair, and funny, especially when they suck. Anyway, Strom dies, and the only sad thing about it is that he died peacefully, aged >100 years, without pain, and he'll probably be rememebred as some sort of hero. Racist fucker. I think I’ll take a National “Dancing on their graves” tour, in which I will travel cross-country, visit the graves of some of our more famous assholes, and literally dance on their graves.

1) I’ll do the Cabbage Patch on Strom’s grave, while making out with my decidedly nonwhite Puerto Rican Girlfriend.

2) I’ll do the freak on Jefferson Davis’ Grave. As in the above case, I fully intend to miscegenate!

3) I’ll dance an Irish Jig over Boss tweed’s grave. Hooray!

4) Even though he isn’t dead yet, I’ll dance the tango in front of Reagan’s ranch, while accidentally dropping forget-me-nots. Oops. it’s not fair to make fun of people with Alzheimer’s. Except that it totally is fair, and funny, especially when they suck.

Anyway, Strom dies, and the only sad thing about it is that he died peacefully, aged >100 years, without pain, and he’ll probably be rememebred as some sort of hero. Racist fucker.

]]> By: Jonathan Lamb http://www.thetalentshow.org/2003/06/27/good-riddance/#comment-118 Jonathan Lamb Fri, 27 Jun 2003 22:50:59 +0000 http://www.thetalentshow.org/2003/06/27/good-riddance/#comment-118 Dang. Just when Strom was reaching his friggin' prime. This must have come as quite a shock to his family. God? Bless them. Dang. Just when Strom was reaching his friggin’ prime.

This must have come as quite a shock to his family.

God?

Bless them.

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