Eewwww….
Ann Coulter has finally lost her mind :
- I’ve been staying in a modern building in New York … everything that is unpleasant in life has been brought to us by liberals. One of them is the fact that we can only have two tablespoons of water in our toilet bowls because of some idiotic conservation of water. It’s wacky enough for liberals to think about global warming, but that we would run out of natural resources? It rains. The water doesn’t go away. Because of liberal government bureaucrats, they decided that we can only have two tablespoons of water in the toilet. You throw half a tissue in the toilet and you have to flush it 16 times.
16 times?! What the hell is this woman eating??
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Water Shortage
WATER SHORTAGE….The Talent Show points out today that Ann Coulter’s grasp of reality has apparently taken such a beating that she doesn’t realize that, yes, it is possible to run out of water. Trust me, Ann, you learn these things…
Trackback by CalPundit — July 25, 2003 @ 11:39 am
I was impressed at how insipid and pandering the Salon interviewer was with Coulter.
That said I think Ann is attacking the wrong people about the supposed “Green” toilets. The came about because of zealotry and a poor execution of a good intent. The intent was to not waste water because, even as Coulter brightly points out “It rains”, it does take energy to process this water back into usuable form. Unfortunately, the regulations are overly zealous in the amount of water saved and it takes several flushes when it used to take one – irony indeed.
Why doesn’t some interviewer ask Ann about warnings concerning her hero McCarthy and how his friends advised everyone to not leave their young daughters alone in a room with him and the two documented cases involving girls under 10. Oh, my mistake, the sexual acts conducted by politicians behind closed doors should never be a factor in our opinions of him. Perhaps we should just focus on the heavy drinking, fabricated military record, illegal campaign financing and compulsive gambling. Well, he had some faults and transgressions he sure exposed some commies.
I think there is some value in that interview. It shows that Ann Coulter is…um, a Deadhead? How David Bowman fails to get Ann to respond about sex, his favorite topic, so he just flays? I suppose he is only good for talking about sex and she is only good for talking about conservative polemics.
Comment by Joshua — July 25, 2003 @ 11:53 am
fyi, the ‘lost her mind’ link is broken.
Comment by Steve — July 25, 2003 @ 12:06 pm
Ann should also mention that another liberal unpleasantness is the federal minimum wage not being a living wage….oh, wait….conservatives are responsible for that. I forgot.
Comment by Anonymous — July 25, 2003 @ 12:17 pm
Holy buttschnikes, something I hate as much as Ann Coulter! Low-flow toilets! When I was in college, I lived in a dorm that was a converted WWII BOQ (Bachelor Officer’s Quarters.) My fellow Americans, THOSE were toilets. Good toilets. Solid toilets. Good solid American toilets. Toilets that flushed so hard, the wind blew your hair around. Toilets you could flush a midget down, if you really had to. Truly the Greatest Generation of Toilets.
Comment by cazart — July 25, 2003 @ 1:00 pm
Cazart, you’ve got me screaming here. Tears are coming to my eyes.
Toilets that flushed so hard, the wind blew your hair around.
I just had to see that again.
Comment by Julia Grey — July 25, 2003 @ 1:21 pm
If you are full of ****, avoid low flow toilets, Ann. This flush of success is deserving of a PU-litzer prize for Treason.
Comment by Shag from Brookline — July 25, 2003 @ 2:01 pm
Remember, Ann spews from both ends.
Comment by Harry Tuttle — July 25, 2003 @ 2:14 pm
The low flush toilets are getting better. The new 1.5 gallon Kohlers are excellent. Swish the load back and forth before dumping. Never had a log jam since I put in. Works better than the old 3.0 gallon toilets in the house. Plan on putting another one in this weekend.
Coulter on the other hand seems to be getting more full of it every day.
Comment by Mark — July 25, 2003 @ 3:30 pm
Caz, it’s so true! There’s no such thing as conservation in base housing. That post is a keeper, I’d do a treatise, if I were you. ‘Flush a midget if you had to,’ brilliant.
As for 2 tablespoons and one sheet of charmin, I would think it would be sufficient for her purposes. She reminds me of those Harryhousen skeletons in Sinbad. Or the Hessian in Sleepy Hollow. Has anyone tried throwing water on her? It’s worth a shot.
Comment by Laura — July 25, 2003 @ 4:20 pm
Just came back from TDY at Bolling AFB (conducting an environmental compliance audit for an Air Force installation whose sole mission is to provide housing for generals stationed at the Pentagon), and even though the quarters in billeting were ancient, they’d been upgraded with some new kind of toilet that rocked. It was like an explosion of water taking everything in its path. They’re some kind of low-flow, but with gusto.
Come to think of it, they’d had the same kind at Ft. Hood. Must be a trend.
Comment by phein — July 25, 2003 @ 7:44 pm
I think (but would not wish to suggest, not in any actionable way anyway) that this is an old Dave Barry bit.
Comment by dsquared — July 27, 2003 @ 11:37 pm