I was just handed an inter-office mail letting me know that I have yet to sign my “Stock Option Grant Agreement Letter” and am now at risk of losing my options. Y’see, way back in April of 2000 when the economy was good and our president was democractically elected, I was granted 291 shares of stock. At the time, my strike price was 66.21, but now it’s a measly 21.29. I guess I better hurry up and sign this letter, or I’ll miss my chance to cash in on my stock options and lose more than $13,000. Isn’t this supposed to be an incentive of some sort?? Oh well, at least I still have a job.