The Right vs. The Left
Right Wing News has compiled two lists of “Worst Figures In American History” as determined by right-wing and left-wing blogs. The introductions to both lists begin “Out of all the gangsters, serial killers, mass murders, incompetent & crooked politicians, spies, traitors, and ultra left-wing kooks in all of American history…”, so you can be sure that both these lists should be taken with a giant grain of salt. After all, they were compiled by political junkies. Before I get into the absurdity of these lists, here they are :
| Left Wing | Right Wing | ||
| 1. | Joseph McCarthy | 1. | The Rosenbergs |
| 2. | Richard Nixon | 2. | Benedict Arnold |
| 3. | J. Edgar Hoover | 3. | Bill Clinton |
| 3. | Nathan Bedford Forrest | 4. | Jimmy Carter |
| 3. | Timothy McVeigh | 4. | Jesse Jackson |
| 6. | John Wilkes Booth | 6. | Noam Chomsky |
| 6. | Henry Kissinger | 7. | Alger Hiss |
| 6. | Benedict Arnold | 8. | John Wilkes Booth |
| 9. | George W. Bush | 8. | Hillary Clinton |
| 9. | Jefferson Davis | 8. | Lyndon Johnson |
| 11. | Andrew Jackson | 8. | Timothy McVeigh |
| 12. | George Wallace | 12. | Charles Manson |
| 13. | Ronald Reagan | 12. | Al Sharpton |
| 14. | Strom Thurmond | 14. | Aaron Burr |
| 14. | Charles Coughlin | 14. | Richard Nixon |
| 14. | Lee Harvey Oswald | 16. | Aldrich Ames |
| 14. | Richard Mellon Scaife | 17. | Robert Byrd |
| 18. | Robert McNamara | 17. | Lee Harvey Oswald |
| 18. | George Lincoln Rockwell | 17. | John Walker |
| 20. | Aldrich Ames | 17. | Franklin Delano Roosevelt |
Now both lists eventually descend into partisan choices, but it’s pretty revealing how much sooner the right-wing list does than the left’s. I’m not saying the left’s list is perfect, but looking at the two lists side-by-side, it’s very clear which one I agree with. Rather than nitpick the lists to death (that’s what the comments section is for), the one thing I think worth mentioning is that for all their assurances that their racist past is behind them, the right-wing’s list has Jesse Jackson almost tied with Nathan Bedford Forrest, the founder of the Ku Klux Klan.
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I have to say I’m somewhat surprised that Abe Lincoln’s name didn’t make it into the Right WIng list.
Comment by Ross Angeles — August 12, 2003 @ 2:21 pm
I don’t understand why they’d include Jimmy Carter. I understand that he wasn’t a great president or anything, but worse than Nixon?? It shows exactly how crazy the right can be that they’d list Hillary Clinton ahead of Timothy McVeigh and leave McCarthy, Hoover, Forrest, Davis, and Jackson off their lists completely.
Comment by greg — August 12, 2003 @ 4:33 pm
That’s a really good point. Carter was a shitty president, but there have been plenty of shitty presidents – what I can’t figure out is why the hell wingers hate Carter so much?
I suspect it’s because he publically criticized Dubya a while back, and as we know, criticising President Commodus is the next best thing to treason as far as they’re concerned.
Comment by Ross Angeles — August 12, 2003 @ 5:06 pm