Bigger than Jesus
The efforts to portray Bush as “God’s president” continue in this barely-subtle photograph from the Associated Press :
Ironically enough, this photo comes from a story in which Bush claims he isn’t treated fairly in the press.
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Here are the two pix together…
Bush’s special prayer for re-election.
Bush’s prayer
http://www.eyevampire.com/bushprayer.jpg
in case links don’t work
Comment by EyeVampire — October 13, 2003 @ 3:18 pm
hmmmm. the yahoo news page you linked to used to have that piture as one of the two with this story, but now its a different picture.
Comment by josh — October 13, 2003 @ 4:36 pm
Uhm… so, you’re saying that Bush isn’t Christ-like? Gee, I really can’t understand your position. I mean, c’mon, he’s read the Bible (or at least has listened to it in a Books-on-tape audio version) and he certainly practices the teachings of Jesus in his administrations policies. For example, while Governor of Texas he showed his Christ-like side when he forgave those who committed horrible acts against their fellow man when he freed all those prisoners on Death Row. Then there is all of his well-known charity works supporting the poor and needy. You’ve heard of those, right? Those poor and needy companies like Bechtel and Haliburton and Enron, so burdened by the immoral taxation of the US government. Bush, Christ-like if ever a man was, rid those poor, needy and helpless major corporations of their unfair tax burdens.
Face it, Bush is as Christ-like as a man can get in this day and age. I’m not sure why you people fail to understand it. You must be communists and haters of liberty and freedom. Yeah, that *must* be it, you pinko bastards.
Comment by Josh Brewster — October 14, 2003 @ 9:33 pm
Our father
who art in washington
hallowed be thy name
thy corporation come
thy will be done
on earth as it is in carlyle
give us this day our daily dread
and forget us our sex practices
as we would forgive you who make sex practice against us
and lead us not into obfuscation
but deliver us from evildoers
for thine is the kingdom
and the power
and the glory
until you say so
or the end of the world
whichever comes first
:P
Comment by Algorythm — October 14, 2003 @ 10:25 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bush is a criminal
and so is his crew
Roses are red
violets are bluer
if you don’t like Bush
then you’re an evildoer
Bush thinks he’s christ
and now he has risen
but he’s gonna spend
a lifetime in prison
Comment by Garland — October 15, 2003 @ 3:28 am
Rev. 13:3 And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death (Jan 13, 2001 pretzel spill) and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered. 4. And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast (U.S. dollar) and they worshipped the beast, saying, “Who is like unto the beast? Who is able to make war with him?” 5. And there was given unto him a mouth speaking blasphemies and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months. 6. And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven. 7. And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.
Comment by Deborah — October 15, 2003 @ 6:28 am
Saint Simian the Stupid prays for a game under par.
Comment by maru — October 15, 2003 @ 8:47 am
He wants to be like jesus? Let’s crucify him.
Comment by John — October 15, 2003 @ 2:56 pm
John’s right, crucify the bastard!
Comment by Rick herring — October 15, 2003 @ 3:26 pm
Maybe Bush will do us the ultimate favor and martyr hiself… um… I mean gee I hope nothing happens to him.
Comment by Rosamond — October 15, 2003 @ 4:29 pm
This has been going on for awhile now, Ashcroft loves to situate his diabolic utterances with the national seal like a halo behind him. Who knows, maybe it’s a test of our gag reflex.
Comment by Annie — October 15, 2003 @ 7:05 pm
Resident (corporate)Bush is using and pulling organzied religions string and they are to dumb to realize it. Most sunday morning church gatherings will believe anything that’s preceded by “I adhere and submit” and end’s Amen!
Comment by Jack — October 19, 2003 @ 6:41 am