Comments on: Bigger than Jesus

By: Jack

Jack — Sun, 19 Oct 2003 13:41:30 +0000

Resident (corporate)Bush is using and pulling organzied religions string and they are to dumb to realize it. Most sunday morning church gatherings will believe anything that’s preceded by “I adhere and submit” and end’s Amen!

By: Annie

Annie — Thu, 16 Oct 2003 02:05:07 +0000

This has been going on for awhile now, Ashcroft loves to situate his diabolic utterances with the national seal like a halo behind him. Who knows, maybe it’s a test of our gag reflex.

By: Rosamond

Rosamond — Wed, 15 Oct 2003 23:29:54 +0000

Maybe Bush will do us the ultimate favor and martyr hiself… um… I mean gee I hope nothing happens to him.

By: Rick herring

Rick herring — Wed, 15 Oct 2003 22:26:28 +0000

John’s right, crucify the bastard!

By: John

John — Wed, 15 Oct 2003 21:56:05 +0000

He wants to be like jesus? Let’s crucify him.

By: maru

maru — Wed, 15 Oct 2003 15:47:53 +0000

Saint Simian the Stupid prays for a game under par.

By: Deborah

Deborah — Wed, 15 Oct 2003 13:28:12 +0000

Rev. 13:3 And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death (Jan 13, 2001 pretzel spill) and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered. 4. And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast (U.S. dollar) and they worshipped the beast, saying, “Who is like unto the beast? Who is able to make war with him?” 5. And there was given unto him a mouth speaking blasphemies and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months. 6. And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven. 7. And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.

By: Garland

Garland — Wed, 15 Oct 2003 10:28:46 +0000

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bush is a criminal
and so is his crew

Roses are red
violets are bluer
if you don’t like Bush
then you’re an evildoer

Bush thinks he’s christ
and now he has risen
but he’s gonna spend
a lifetime in prison

By: Algorythm

Algorythm — Wed, 15 Oct 2003 05:25:05 +0000

Our father
who art in washington
hallowed be thy name
thy corporation come
thy will be done
on earth as it is in carlyle
give us this day our daily dread
and forget us our sex practices
as we would forgive you who make sex practice against us
and lead us not into obfuscation
but deliver us from evildoers
for thine is the kingdom
and the power
and the glory
until you say so
or the end of the world
whichever comes first

By: Josh Brewster

Josh Brewster — Wed, 15 Oct 2003 04:33:17 +0000

Uhm… so, you’re saying that Bush isn’t Christ-like? Gee, I really can’t understand your position. I mean, c’mon, he’s read the Bible (or at least has listened to it in a Books-on-tape audio version) and he certainly practices the teachings of Jesus in his administrations policies. For example, while Governor of Texas he showed his Christ-like side when he forgave those who committed horrible acts against their fellow man when he freed all those prisoners on Death Row. Then there is all of his well-known charity works supporting the poor and needy. You’ve heard of those, right? Those poor and needy companies like Bechtel and Haliburton and Enron, so burdened by the immoral taxation of the US government. Bush, Christ-like if ever a man was, rid those poor, needy and helpless major corporations of their unfair tax burdens.
Face it, Bush is as Christ-like as a man can get in this day and age. I’m not sure why you people fail to understand it. You must be communists and haters of liberty and freedom. Yeah, that *must* be it, you pinko bastards.