Why buy your daughter a Barbie, when you can get her a talking Ann Coulter Action Figure :

Amuse your conservative friends and annoy your liberal neighbors with the brand new Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure. This incredibly lifelike action figure looks just like the beautiful Ann Coulter, and best of all . . . it sounds like Ann, too! Ann recorded these classic Coulter sayings especially for this action figure.

Push the button on the figure, and you’ll hear such “Coulterisms” as:

“Liberals can’t just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race.”

“At least when right-wingers rant, there’s a point.”

“Swing voters are more appropriately known as the ‘idiot voters’ because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you’re either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.”

“Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?”

“Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don’t hate America like Liberals do. They don’t have the energy. If they had that much energy, they’d have indoor plumbing by now.”

This highly collectible doll comes in a display box with information highlighting Ann’s unique contributions to America’s political discourse. If you can’t get enough Ann Coulter, you’ll want to order the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure today!

Ewwww…..Just reading the description makes me feel icky.

This doll comes from the same company that makes the talking George W. Bush and Bill Clinton action figures. What’s really funny is that their selection of quotes, while showing their obviously conservative leanings, is intended to show Bill Clinton as a bumbling liar and George W. Bush as a steadfast hero :

Bill Clinton :

“It depends upon what the meaning of the word is is.”

“Last year the vice president launched a new effort to make communities more liberal . . . livable . . . liberal . . . ahhh, no . . . .”

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time, Never! These allegations are false.”

“I experimented with marijuana a time or two and didn’t like it, and didn’t inhale and never tried it again.”

“The last time I checked, the Constitution said: OF the people, BY the people, and FOR the people. That’s what the Declaration of Independence said.”

“The 21st Century can be our century.”

George W. Bush :

“The presidency is more than an honor, it is more than an office, it is a charge to keep and I will give it my all.”

“I was not elected to serve one party, but to serve one nation.”

“Together we will renew America’s purpose.”

“I will not yield, I will not rest, I will not relent in waging the struggle for freedom and security for the American people.”

“Freedom itself was attacked by faceless cowards, and freedom will be defended.”

“Our priorities are our faith. Our priorities are our family. Our priority is a country we love dearly called America.”

Hmmmm…that’s odd. I guess they just forgot to include any of the hundreds of Bushisms (My current favorite : “I don’t know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it’s an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.”)