Hey there Mr. “Peaked with Thriller“,

It looks like you’ve gotten yourself into a little trouble again. Since it’s a criminal (instead of civil) investigation, I doubt you’ll be able to buy your way out of this one. I know being rich and famous is like getting a “Get Out of Jail Free” card (just ask Rush and O.J.), but your fame can’t save you forever. For future reference, if you want to get away with being a serial sexual predator, you should either run for governor or become a priest.