I need a slogan
Okay, I’m getting tired of the “Fair and Balanced” quote in my title bar. I want something new. Can you guys think of some good ones?
Here’s a few ideas to get you started:
Or should I just go without a slogan? Lemme know in comments.
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“Bush is a Dick. Let’s Roll”
“All the Whistleassery you can stand”
“a steady trade wind of grape-shot”
“Almost as angry as all those black non-felons in Florida”
“I’m not elected. But then, I don’t pretend to be.”
Comment by JoeW — December 12, 2003 @ 8:11 pm
“Unelectablicious”
“$1.05 per gallon above market price”
“Erect Dick Cheney”
“The Dumbness of King George”
“Truck Farm”
“Liberace”
Can you rotate a collection of phrases so a different one comes up each time? Sarah’s blog works like that, and I think it’s pretty sweet.
Comment by Megalodon — December 12, 2003 @ 10:09 pm
“More fun than a barrel full of conservatives after you pour acid in it.”
“Let the Germans cannibalize each other. We’ll talk politics.”
“The Talent Show: Not really a show, but talented nonetheless.”
“This site’s slogan has been removed pending review by the US Departement of Justice.”
Comment by Darth Clueless — December 13, 2003 @ 9:21 am
“Greg is the Right Hand of God”
Comment by Chopper — December 13, 2003 @ 3:10 pm
How about “LEGALIZE IT!!!” Dude!
Comment by Brianotron — December 14, 2003 @ 6:14 am
“Unspinning the Bush web”…or maybe something else.
Comment by N/A — December 14, 2003 @ 5:13 pm
Talent on bone from Dog…
Brother can you spare a dime…
Eat every bean and pee on your plate…
These days I’d rather be a humanist than a machinist..
Comment by scaramouche — December 15, 2003 @ 3:43 pm
“the drunken cheerleader flogger blogger.”
“the pope is hopeless.”
“retarded yale graduates.”
Comment by tim — December 15, 2003 @ 4:49 pm
Put me in your blog roll and I’ll give you a slogan!
Ok, I know that won’t work, so here’s one for you:
“Slogan’s are for the talentless”
No?
Ok: Progressively Balanced?
No good, huh?
Well, the hell with it. You don’t need no stink’n slogan.
Hey, that might work: “I don’t need no stink’n slogan!”
Oh alright, forget putting me in your blogroll, I suck anyway.
Comment by Rook — December 15, 2003 @ 8:46 pm
Back in the day, I used to change the tagline on my blog every few days. It was pretty much my favorite part of blogging. I highly encourage it.
Comment by Ted Barlow — December 15, 2003 @ 8:51 pm
“Now, featuring more cowbell”
Comment by Ted Barlow — December 16, 2003 @ 7:24 am
Put me in your blog roll and I’ll give you a slogan!
I could have sworn you were already in my blogroll. Hmmm…
Back in the day, I used to change the tagline on my blog every few days. It was pretty much my favorite part of blogging.
I suck so much at coming up with subject lines, that every possible slogan I’ve come up with was complete crap. Seriously, the best ideas I had were “More Rock, Less Talk” and “The Suck Stops Here”. I’ll probably end up doing the random slogans thing. I can’t think of any one slogan that I’ll like for more than 5-10 minutes anyways.
Comment by greg — December 16, 2003 @ 10:37 am
COmpletely off topic of your site, but I kind of like “Your mom and my mom agree that it’s great!”
How about one of those completely insane quotations from Revelation. Like “Alas, Alas babylon the great is fallen!”, or something like that?
Comment by The Eligible Ross Lincoln — December 16, 2003 @ 7:17 pm
Mo Better Meaty Meat Burgers
All That Fits the Noose, We Print
Stop Saying ‘Spiderhole’ Already
Spiderholes - the New Hanging Chad
Harshing Your Mellow Since 1999
Liebermania!
The Idiot Son of an Asshole
‘Jump the Shark’ Has Jumped the Shark
Shut Your Stinkin Trap
Rollin With the Homies
OK, I got nuthin
Comment by JW — December 17, 2003 @ 1:28 am
You should steal the motto of the Phili\adelphia Independent:
Nostre Manes
Sunt Infantes (I think)
It’s All Here
and It’s All True
I suppose the rotating motto is the best choice. That or “My mom and your mom agree it’s great.”
Comment by joew — December 17, 2003 @ 4:40 pm
Brother, Can You Spare A Slogan
Greg over at The Talent Show is looking for a new slogan. Okay, I’m getting tired of the “Fair and Balanced” quote in my title bar. I want something new. Can you guys think of some good ones? I offered…
Trackback by Rook's Rant — December 18, 2003 @ 7:34 am
I agree. Fair and Balanced reminds me too much of those arsewipes at Fox News.
How about,
A New New Deal
The Real Deal
After all, you (Americans I mean) are going to have to spend quite a few years undoing the mess that Bush and the neocons have gotten you into, both at home and in the rest of the world. Good luck, you’re gonna need it.
Comment by Mr Fiddlehead — December 19, 2003 @ 7:53 am
The best I’m coming up with is:
Cutting Down the Bushit
Comment by LeaD. — December 20, 2003 @ 6:46 pm