Here’s a few insults, false predictions, and plain bizarre comments about the Presidential candidates (and people who share their names) courtesy of googlism.com :

dennis kucinich

dennis kucinich is not a whore
dennis kucinich is a communist and he?s a traitor
dennis kucinich is one democrat that has supported the republicans
dennis kucinich is no yoda

al sharpton

al sharpton is evil
al sharpton is either a fool or grossly uninformed
al sharpton is nothing but a racial pot stirrer
al sharpton is in jail again

joe lieberman

joe lieberman is an embarrassment to judaism
joe lieberman is a fascist pig
joe lieberman is doing his mama proud
joe lieberman is a tragedy

john kerry

john kerry is not the kind of guy most would cozy up to at a bar
john kerry is not as ?cuddly’ as he could be
john kerry is guaranteed a free ride in the fall
john kerry is his remarkable resemblance to abraham lincoln’s horse

wesley clark

wesley clark is seriously flirting
wesley clark is willing to kill anyone in belgrade on the off
wesley clark is definitely in bed with clinton
wesley clark is a mass murderer with a personal vendetta against the serbian orthodox christians

john edwards

john edwards is helping people to realize that there is life after death
john edwards is a fraud and my crystal ball agrees with me and so does my magic 8 ball
john edwards is like drinking the water in mexico
john edwards is the best bloke around who does his job properly and with pride

carol mosley-braun

carol mosley-braun is one of the world’s most unskilled polticians
carol mosley-braun is just an enhanced version of al sharpton
carol mosley-braun is princess di’s

howard dean

howard dean is clearly the runt of this litter
howard dean is also expected wednesday to endorse gore
howard dean is far from my first choice
howard dean is a political whore

dick gephardt

dick gephardt is satan? or rather that satan is dick gephardt?”
dick gephardt is big and hairy
dick gephardt is no tap dancer
dick gephardt is “getting jiggy”