Dumb Headline of the Year
Wow, the year is only nine days old and I think we’ve already got a winner for the dumbest headline of the year :
Charlize Theron Loves Eating Potato Chips
And on a possibly unrelated note, try to shake this image the next time you see a copy of Maxim or Playboy on the newsstand :
I dunno about you guys, but subglandular gelatinous silicone-based implants put in place with periareolar or trans umbilical incisions are so sexy!
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Yeah, I love those insipid Yahoo/Reuters entertainment headlines. “Kelly Clarkson is Against Violence.” “Tom Cruise Loves His Children.” I’ve thought about doing an OI piece that’s just a greatest headline hits. The best ever was Yahoo’s “Gwyneth Paltrow’s Father Dies Slideshow.”
Comment by Kyle — January 9, 2004 @ 1:56 pm
Now what about breast implants? obviously, the “are they real or fake” debate is totally played out. But how about the “are they Subglandular or submuscular” debate? Now that’s a contest! Hubba hubba!
Comment by The Eligible Ross Lincoln — January 9, 2004 @ 5:40 pm
Actually all the ones that look fake are subglandular. If the incision was well made it is very hard to spot submuscular implants. They also are generally much smaller as it’s harder to stretch the msucle than to stretch just the skin and gland.
Comment by andrew — January 12, 2004 @ 2:43 pm
well, considering the anonimity of the blogsphere, and since i need to confess to someone, and since this post is not too off topic, i suppose this is a good a place as any to admit that i watched “sex in the city” last night. i could give all the excuses in the book but instead will take personal responsability for this behavior.
if you know why that’s not too off topic, then that means you wathced it, too. heaven help us, both.
Comment by josh — January 12, 2004 @ 4:09 pm
Omigod, and remember when Miranda proposed to Steve? Omigod!
Comment by Kyle — January 12, 2004 @ 5:50 pm
ummm… I know someone who was going to be flying to New York on Sunday night, so he set the VCR to record Sex and the City… Then INSISTED that I not watch it until he got back…
Comment by mona — January 13, 2004 @ 8:09 pm
oh no! my girlfriend just outted me!
yea, i’m a fan too… i reluctantly began watching that show with mona 2 years ago, and now i’m hooked (though it’s nowhere near as good as the O.C.). first thing we did when i got back from NY is watch the episode i taped.
Comment by tom — January 14, 2004 @ 10:27 am
well, maybe not FIRST thing…
Comment by mona — January 14, 2004 @ 11:21 am