Archive for March, 2004

Rhetoric vs. Reality

Wednesday, March 31st, 2004

Time Magazine, Jun. 26, 2003

For obvious domestic political reasons, the Bush Administration going into the war had downplayed the scale and duration of a post-war occupation mission. When then-Army Chief of Staff General Eric Shinseki told legislators that such a mission would require several hundred thousand U.S. troops, his assessment had been immediately dismissed by Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz as “wildly off the mark.” Wolfowitz explained that “I am reasonably certain that (the Iraqi people) will greet us as liberators, and that will help us to keep requirements down.”

The New York Times, Mar. 31, 2004

An enraged mob attacked four American contractors here today, shooting them to death, burning their vehicles, dragging their bodies through the downtown streets and then hanging the charred corpses from a bridge over the Euphrates River…The steadily deteriorating security situation in the Falluja area, west of Baghdad, has become so dangerous that no American soldiers or Iraqi security staff responded to the attack against the contractors.

Donation Time

Wednesday, March 31st, 2004

Okay, like some of the other blogs, I’ve decided that I’m gonna start bugging you guys every week to donate to the Kerry campaign. Bush’s ability to outspend Kerry is already starting to show its effect :

If Massachusetts Senator John Kerry were the Democratic party’s candidate and George W. Bush were the Republican Party’s candidate, who would you be more likely to vote for?

    Kerry Bush Neither Other No opinion
Likely Voters
2004 Mar. 26-28 47 51 1 * 1
2004 Mar 5-7 52 44 2 1 1
2004 Feb 16-17 55 43 1 * 1
2004 Feb 6-8 48 49 1 * 2
2004 Jan 9-11 43 55 1 * 1
Registered Voters
2004 Mar 26-28 46 49 2 * 3
2004 Mar 5-7 50 45 2 1 2
2004 Feb 16-17 51 46 2 * 1
2004 Feb 6-8 49 48 1 * 2
2004 Jan 9-11 40 57 2 1
National Adults
2004 Mar 26-28 46 48 3 * 3
2004 Mar 5-7 50 45 3 * 2
2004 Feb 16-17 51 44 3 * 2
2004 Feb 6-8 48 48 2 * 2
2004 Jan 9-11 40 57 2 1

Ruy Teixeira has a good post about the silver linings to be found in this poll, but the results of the question above are clear : Bush’s ability to outspend Kerry can change public opinion.

Look at the ad to the right. With Bush ahead by more than $100 million, he’s got the funds to define Kerry in the eyes of the public in a way that could cripple our chances of winning back the White House. The one-two punch of Bush’s bully pulpit and his near-endless supply of cash could prove to be a knockout if Kerry doesn’t have enough money to even respond to the charges leveled by Bush.

The facts are already on our side, but the money isn’t. I know the economy is shitty right now, but if you can spare any money it would help. If you can, please click here (or on the ad) to donate.

Wow, A Good Political Cartoonist

Wednesday, March 31st, 2004

Y’know, I love political cartoons, but they’re rarely done right. Aside from the alternative political comics scene (Tom Tomorrow, Ted Rall, etc.), mainstream political cartoons tend to be full of cookie-cutter art, trite symbolism, and predictable jokes. That’s why I was so impressed when I discovered the work of Ann Telnaes. Since she won the Pulitzer in 2001, I’m guessing I’m the last person to figure out how great she is, nevertheless her art (which reminds of me of Al Hirschfeld) really stands out among the mediocre sea of crosshatched donkeys and elephants. Here’s a few recent strips that I enjoyed :





I Hope This Post Impresses Jodie Foster

Wednesday, March 31st, 2004

Is it weird that the only reason I remember my sister’s birthday is because it falls on the same day that Ronald Reagan was shot?

Air America

Wednesday, March 31st, 2004

I’m listening to the Air America radio network right now, and it’s alright. Not that I’m against what they’re doing, but I’m just not a big fan of the format. It all just seems a little shticky and devoid of information or insight. I’ll keep listening for the rest of the week to see if it grows on me (and avoid the current NPR fund drive), but for now, I think I’ll stick to public radio.

Update : Here’s a list of stations if you’d like to listen in (via Atrios et. al.)

  • WLIB 1190 New York (official) (Listen Live!)
  • KBLA 1580 Los Angeles (official) (Listen Live!)
  • WNTD 950 Chicago (official)
  • KABL 960 San Francisco (unofficial) (Listen Live!)
  • WNMA 1210 Miami (unofficial)
  • KPOJ 620 Portland (unofficial) (Listen Live!)

    There’s also this feed, but I’m not aware of its source. Also, if you tune into AM 1580 in Los Angeles, you’ll hear a bunch of mariachi music, so I think there’s a mistake in the program listing.

  • Please Tell Me This Is A Joke

    Tuesday, March 30th, 2004

    They’re talking about making Gephardt the VP nominee? Dick Gephardt? The same guy who dropped out of the Presidential race on the night of the first primary? The same guy who was so weak as the House minority leader that he was replaced with Nancy Pelosi? Lemme join Kevin and Jesse in saying that this is a bad, bad idea. At least most bad ideas at least make sense on paper (like Lieberman for VP), but this one doesn’t make sense at all. If he can’t even get in the top three in a primary state that he was expecting to win, then what the hell does he have to offer as a VP? Forgive me for sounding like a thesaurus here, but he’s boring, bland, tepid, and weak. In short, he’s a “miserable failure”.

    Why Intelligent Design is “Horseshit”

    Tuesday, March 30th, 2004

    Good post today at Panda’s Thumb / Pharyngula about the merits of debating creationists :

    Creationists often pretend that getting criticism that points out their ideas are completely invalid is a validation. It’s enough that they can get a scientist into a debate; even if they are hopelessly outclassed, babble and lie and treat a scientific debate as if it were a tent revival, they will afterwards strut and preen and pretend that their participation alone makes them a legitimate member of the scientific community. Dawkins made this point in his essay, “Why I won’t debate creationists”.
    . . .
    Intelligent Design creationism is a load of horseshit. What has happened is that the movement has made some inroads solely in the political and legal arenas, where the absence of a scientific basis for the belief is little handicap, and now scientists are rousing themselves to point out its glaring deficiencies. This is not a sign of its growing importance. It’s a sign of growing corruption that demands a response. Read the books. Scientists are not coming out and saying that there is something to this intelligent design idea; they are announcing, with near unanimity, that it is worthless crap, junk that has no place in the lab or the schoolroom.

    And the reason ID doesn’t have any place in the scientific or academic communities is because it doesn’t play by the rules of science.

    In order for ID to be considered a scientific theory (as opposed to a religious hypothesis), it needs to jump through all the other hoops that legitimate theories do. The two most important things are that it needs to be testable and it needs to incorporate and/or explain every other bit of scientific data that’s come along so far (and no, “the devil’s trying to trick you” doesn’t count). If we can’t find ways to scientifically bolster the ID hypothesis, then it doesn’t deserve to be considered science, just like every other crackpot idea that’s come and gone.

    If you pick up a soccer ball with your bare hands and run toward the goal, you might score a lot of points, but that doesn’t mean you’re playing soccer. Likewise, if you explain everything by saying it’s the work of a god supreme being intelligent designer, it doesn’t mean you’re playing science. This fact needs to be repeated again and again.

    Perhaps the most disingenuous thing about arguing tactic of creationists is that they’re allowed to keep going back to the drawing board and change their story. By letting them keep retreating long enough to reinvent new justifications for the garbage that they’ve (as Kevin Drum put it) “reverse-engineered” from the Bible, we’re essentially serving as beta-testers for their “horseshit”. Each time we point out he tiny flaws in their hypotheses, they come back with a slightly modified version of the same crap.

    Which leads me to the ultimate problem with Creationism. Perhaps the biggest scientific rule they’re breaking is that they’re starting with their conclusions and working backward from there. Science is all about using the facts that are available to us to try to explain the world. Creationists on the other hand are trying to find the facts that support their predetermined view of the world. This isn’t science, but they already knew that.

    To go back to my half-assed analogy for a moment, by taking the debate out of the scientific community into school boards and local legislatures, not only have creationists picked up the ball and started running, but they’re ignoring the real referees and appealing to their friends sitting in the stands instead. So, while arguing our case is probably the best tactic, it’s hard to resist the urge to refuse playing with a bunch of cheaters.

    Big-Ass Statues

    Tuesday, March 30th, 2004

    So I see that the Statue of Liberty is reopening. Perhaps if I were from someplace like Iowa or Nebraska I’d be excited. But as my friend and fellow Tulsa expatriate Sarah explains, I’m from the home of gaudy statues :

    Before anyone jumps all over for me for complaining about my new home and pining for my old one, let me clarify: I love New York, and I?m not pining for Oklahoma necessarily, just its ions. Here?s a good reason why: Oklahoma is building a 17-story bronze statue of an American Indian with an eagle on its shoulder. It will be taller than the Statue of Liberty. Let me put that in all caps for you, just to drive it home: 17-STORY BRONZE STATUE OF AN AMERICAN INDIAN WITH AN EAGLE ON ITS SHOULDER, TALLER THAN THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. The good people of Oklahoma rejected it twice already, once as an offer to put it atop the capitol dome, but now it’s being done with private funds. The only way I would be in support of this monstrosity is if it produced giant saltwater tears and they put it by the highway.

    Seriously, I grew up in Oklahoma, and I have love for my heritage, but in the same way you have love for a sweet but loserish family member. You can make fun of it, but you have to stand up for it if anyone else does. It?s sort of a depressing state history, all Trail of Tears and stealing land, and then, when it became government-sanctioned to take the land, some douchebags even stole it again, and we apparently thought that move was cute enough to nickname ourselves after it. All you hear about while growing up in Oklahoma is our sad land-stealing tear-trailing past, and it makes you cry when you learn it in elementary school, but then the weird part is that everyone sort of twists it into our badge of honor, like the kitschification of America after September 11, as if crying eagle statues are going to be something awesome to rally around.

    Until the 17-story reminder of early-American genocide is unveiled, Tulsa still has the Golden Driller :




    …and the praying hands :



    As tacky as the Tulsa statues are, they all pale in comparison to this proposal for a giant statue of Abe Lincoln (link from here) :
    Davis grew up in Gaffney, S.C., a town known for the production of peaches. He said his town’s landmark is a huge water tower painted to look like a peach.

    His better-known examples include the St. Louis Arch, Paris’ Eiffel Tower (which was intended to stand for two years and is now more than 100 years old), Chicago’s Sears Tower and Mount Rushmore in South Dakota.

    “Mount Rushmore is in the middle of nowhere,” he said, “That site averages 5,480 visitors per day, and the weather is horrible there in the winter.”

    Davis said Lincoln’s claim to fame is the fact that the city was both named for the future 16th president and christened by him with the juice of a watermelon.

    Therefore, he proposes turning the image from a Lloyd Ostendorf painting into a towering 305-foot monument that tourists could spot miles away as they drive Interstate 55. To illustrate the size, Davis said the toe of the statue’s boot would be taller than a 6-foot man.
    . . .
    His dream includes an elevator to take visitors to the top through one leg of the statue and a flight of stairs that would ascend the other. Space inside the barrel standing next to the statue could be used for an I-max theater, an art gallery of Lloyd Ostendorf prints highlighting Lincoln’s admirable qualities, a “watermelon restaurant” or a shopping mall. The pile of watermelons at Abe’s feet could house a huge children’s inside playground.

    And if you think that’s funny, wait til you see the guy’s PowerPoint presentation
    (more…)

    Dennis Miller With The Kung-Fu Grip

    Monday, March 29th, 2004

    The same people who have produced talking actions figures of George Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, and Ann Coulter, have now produced a Dennis Miller doll. Here’s what the official site has to day about Miller :

    Dennis Miller takes no prisoners as he questions, cajoles and criticizes both sides of an issue, regardless of party affiliation. Perhaps his biggest charms are his unabashed honesty and forthrightness. Even his critics like him as a person and comedian – politics aside. No one can deny his talent.

    But here’s part of a description of the same product at the National Review’s store :

    He’s smart. He’s funny. And he has been one of the few Hollywood types to publicly support President Bush and his foreign policy. Sean Hannity even proclaimed him a “hero of conservative America.”

    So which one is it? Is he an unabashed partisan or “fair and balanced”? Of course it’s the former, but can they at least have the balls to admit it?

    Also from TalkingPresidents.com comes this amazing “fine art print” :




    I think we can all agree that it would be a disservice to a piece of art this “fine” to hang it on the wall. Something this good deserves to be painted on the side of a bitchin’ van.

    Overturning The Death Penalty

    Monday, March 29th, 2004

    The death penalty has been overturned twice in this country (that I’m aware of). The first time was the Supreme Court’s decision in Furman v. Georgia in 1972 :

    It has been assumed in our decisions that punishment by death is not cruel, unless the manner of execution can be said to be inhuman and barbarous. In re Kemmler. It is also said in our opinions that the proscription of cruel and unusual punishments “is not fastened to the obsolete but may acquire meaning as public opinion becomes enlightened by a humane justice.” A like statement was made in Trop v. Dulles, that the Eighth Amendment “must draw its meaning from the evolving standards of decency that mark the progress of a maturing society.”

    The generality of a law inflicting capital punishment is one thing. What may be said of the validity of a law on the books and what may be done with the law in its application do, or may, lead to quite different conclusions.

    It would seem to be incontestable that the death penalty inflicted on one defendant is “unusual” if it discriminates against him by reason of his race, religion, wealth, social position, or class, or if it is imposed under a procedure that gives room for the play of such prejudices.
    . . .
    The words “cruel and unusual” certainly include penalties [408 U.S. 238, 245] that are barbaric. But the words, at least when read in light of the English proscription against selective and irregular use of penalties, suggest that it is “cruel and unusual” to apply the death penalty – or any other penalty – selectively to minorities whose numbers are few, who are outcasts of society, and who are unpopular, but whom society is willing to see suffer though it would not countenance general application of the same penalty across the board.
    . . .
    We cannot say from facts disclosed in these records that these defendants were sentenced to death because they were black. Yet our task is not restricted to an effort to divine what motives impelled these death penalties. Rather, we deal with a system of law and of justice that leaves to the uncontrolled discretion of judges or juries the determination whether defendants committing these crimes should die or be imprisoned. Under these laws no standards govern the selection of the penalty. People live or die, dependent on the whim of one man or of 12.
    . . .
    Those who wrote the Eighth Amendment knew what price their forebears had paid for a system based, not on equal justice, but on discrimination. In those days the target was not the blacks or the poor, but the dissenters, those who opposed absolutism in government, who struggled for a parliamentary regime, and who opposed governments’ recurring efforts to foist a particular religion on the people. But the tool of capital punishment was used with vengeance against the opposition and those unpopular with the regime. One cannot read this history without realizing that the desire for equality was reflected in the ban against “cruel and unusual punishments” contained in the Eighth Amendment.
    . . .
    The high service rendered by the “cruel and unusual” punishment clause of the Eighth Amendment is to require legislatures to write penal laws that are evenhanded, nonselective, and nonarbitrary, and to require judges to see to it that general laws are not applied sparsely, selectively, and spottily to unpopular groups.
    . . .
    Thus, these discretionary statutes are unconstitutional in their operation. They are pregnant with discrimination and discrimination is an ingredient not compatible with the idea of equal protection of the laws that is implicit in the ban on “cruel and unusual” punishments.

    And the second time was when Illinois Governor George Ryan passed a death penalty moratorium last year :

    Four years ago I was sworn in as the 39th governor of Illinois. That was just four short years ago — that’s when I was a firm believer in the American system of justice and the death penalty. I believed that the ultimate penalty for the taking of a life was administrated in a just and fair manner.

    Today — three days before I end my term as governor, I stand before you to explain my frustrations and deep concerns about both the administration and the penalty of death …
    . . .
    The death penalty has been abolished in 12 states and in none of those states has the homicide rate increased. Now, here’s a good number for you to remember: In Illinois last year, we had about 1,000 murders and only 2 percent were sentenced to death. I want to know, where is the fairness and the equality in that? The death penalty in Illinois is not imposed fairly or uniformly, because of the absence of standards for 102 counties in this state and the state’s attorneys who must decide whether to request a death sentence. Should geography be a factor in determining who gets the death sentence? I don’t think it should. But in Illinois it makes a difference. You are five times more likely to get a death sentence for the first-degree murder in the rural areas of the state than you are here in Cook County. Five times more. Where’s the fairness in that? Where is the fairness in the justice system? Where is the proportionality?

    The Most Reverend Desmond Tutu wrote to me this week stating that “to take a life when a life has been lost is revenge. It’s not justice.” He says justice allows for mercy and clemency and compassion. These virtues are not weaknesses.

    I never intended to be an activist on this issue, needless to say. But soon after taking office, I watched in surprise and amazement as the freed death row inmate Anthony Porter was released from jail. Anthony Porter was 48 hours away from being wheeled into the execution chamber where the state would kill him.

    It would be so antiseptic that most of us wouldn’t have even paused for a second, except that Anthony Porter was innocent. He was innocent for the double murder for which he had been condemned by the state of Illinois to die.

    After Mr. Porter’s case there was the report by Chicago Tribune reporters Steve Mills and Ken Armstrong documenting the systemic failures of our capital punishment system. Half of the nearly 300 capital cases in Illinois had been reversed for a new trial or resentencing.
    . . .
    Thirty-three percent of the death row inmates were represented at trial by an attorney who had later been disbarred or at some point suspended from the practice of law. Of the more than 160 death row inmates, 35 were African-American defendants who had been convicted or condemned to die not by a jury of their peers, but by all-white juries. More than two-thirds of the inmates on death row were African-Americans. Forty-six inmates were convicted on the basis of testimony from jailhouse informants.

    I can recall looking at these cases and the information from the Mills/Armstrong series, and I asked myself and my staff: How does that happen? How in God’s name does that happen? In America, how does it happen? I’ve been asking this question for nearly three years, and so far nobody’s answered the question. Even as I stand here today, nobody’s answered the question.

    If the arbitrary use of the death penalty was “cruel and unusual” in 1972, how is it any better now? Regardless of whether or not you feel that the death penalty is an appropriate punishment, it seems that the systems isn’t any less flawed now than it was thirty-two years ago.

    Bush Jr. circa 2001

    Monday, March 29th, 2004

    After all the ups and downs (mostly downs) of the last 3+ years of the Bush administration, sometimes it’s fun to take a look back (link via senate Underground) :

    In an East Room ceremony, Vice President Dick Cheney administered the oath of office to several dozen White House staff members. The oath is not unlike the oaths Bush and Cheney took Saturday, committing the oath-taker to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies foreign and domestic,” and “bear true faith and allegiance to the same.”

    After the oath was administered, Bush told the staff ? and 100 or so family members on hand ? “You all are here because you have my full confidence.”

    “Today, everything is so promising and new,” the new president said. “I’m hoping the day will never come when any of us take this place for granted.”

    Bush warned that he expected his White House staff to meet the highest ethical standards, avoiding not only violations of law, but even the appearance of impropriety.

    “We must remember the high standards that come with high office,” he said. “This begins careful adherence with the rules. I expect every member of this administration to stay well within the boundaries [that] define legal and ethical conduct.

    “No one in the White House should be afraid to confront the people they work for over ethical concerns, and no one should hesitate to confront me as well.”

    Bush told his staff that he sees civility as a central part of the required behavior of White House staff. “There is no excuse for arrogance and never a reason for disrespect toward others,” he said. “I expect each of you ? to be an example of humility and decency and fairness.”

    You read that right…”even the appearance of impropriety.” Bush may not be our smartest president, but he might just be our funniest.

    Same Site, New Look

    Monday, March 29th, 2004

    Well, here’s the redesign I’ve been working on for the past couple weeks. Still a couple issues to be worked out over the next few days. I screwed up the calendar stylesheet in the move, so I gotta figure that one out. Also, if the pulldown menu doesn’t work on your computer, email me.

    AMEN!!

    Monday, March 29th, 2004

    There’s nothing Republicans hate more than being reminded of the things Jesus said that make them look like assholes :

    John Kerry cited a Bible verse Sunday to criticize leaders who have “faith but has no deeds,” prompting President Bush’s spokesman to accuse Kerry of exploiting Scripture for a political attack.

    Kerry never mentioned Bush by name during his speech at New North Side Baptist Church, but aimed his criticism at “our present national leadership.” Kerry cited Scripture in his appeal for the worshippers, including James 2:14, “What good is it, my brothers, if a man claims to have faith but has no deeds?”

    “The Scriptures say, what does it profit, my brother, if someone says he has faith but does not have works?” Kerry said. “When we look at what is happening in America today, where are the works of compassion?”

    Bush campaign spokesman Steve Schmidt said Kerry’s comment “was beyond the bounds of acceptable discourse and a sad exploitation of Scripture for a political attack.”

    Kerry told worshippers in the largely black congregation that the country’s leadership has served the privileged while ignoring people across America who live in neighborhoods like theirs.

    “Today we are told that, after 3 million lost jobs and so many lost hopes, America is now turning a corner,” the pending senate presidential nominee said. “But those who say that, they’re not standing on the corner of Highland Street, where two 15-year-old teenagers were hit in a drive-by shooting last week.”

    Here’s my question for the GOP : If this is “a sad exploitation”, that what do you call it when Bush appears on the cover of a magazine praying while telling people that God wants him to attack Iraq?

    It makes sense that Kerry’s quoting this verse would piss them off though. It seems that the more right-wing and extreme a religion gets, the more openly hostile they are to the view that you can be “saved” through “good works”. For a good example of this, check out Jack Chick’s Flight 144, in which he explains why a crashed flight full of missionaries is going straight to hell :








    So it makes sense then that the President and his staff would be upset about being reminded of Jesus’s teachings that “You see that a person is justified by what he does and not by faith alone.” Of course, this lesson is probably lost on them. Perhaps if it said something even clearer like “You can’t give handouts to the rich while the poor are dying of preventable diseases,” then it might sink into their heads. But I doubt it.

    A Pack of Nixons

    Friday, March 26th, 2004

    There was a time when a powerful Republican abusing the power of his office to punish his political enemies was a big scandal. These days, it’s just business as usual. For example :

  • senate Judiciary Chairman Orrin Hatch’s staff breaking into senate computers
  • House Majority leader Tom DeLay sending homeland security department officials to track down Democrats from the Texas state legislature
  • Dick Cheney’s staff leaking the identity of CIA agent Valerie Plame to Robert Novak.

    Now, according to Josh Marshall, it looks like we can add Bush personally to that list :

    What this is about isn’t Condi Rice or Richard Clarke or even George W. Bush. It’s about what happened — finding out what happened. One side wants to find out; the other doesn’t. This whole story turns on that simple fact. Why else try to destroy Clark unless what he has to say is profoundly damaging? Liars are usually easily discredited; it’s the truth-tellers who need to be destroyed.

    This administration has used and continues to use literally unprecedented means to maintain secrecy in order to keep this information — what happened — bottled up in the White House and in other parts of the executive branch.
    . . .
    Yet Clarke’s new enemies now want to use the fact that they control the Justice Department and the process of declassification to knock him out because he is, to all appearances, trying to bust open that very vault of secrecy.

    In other words, precisely the tools these folks refuse to use in the interests of keeping everything secret they are more happy to use to crush someone who is opposing them.
    . . .
    (Bear in mind that top White House aides have told the press that the president personally initiated and is directing this campaign against Clarke. Not outside rabble-rousers, not nefarious aides operating on their own account, but the president himself. This is all his doing, according to his own staffers.)

    The more the Republicans fight dirty against this guy, the more I believe him. I’ve seen enough mob movies to know that if the big boss is doing his own hits, he’s gotta be really pissed. Maybe Bush is the one who’s striking back “like a wounded animal”….

  • Bush Leaves Some Children Behind

    Friday, March 26th, 2004

    No school today, kids. The “education president” wants to entertain some rich people :

    President Bush will swoop into Boston for a quick fund-raiser this afternoon that could net his campaign $1 million and also draw several thousand protesters, force the closure of a school, and disrupt traffic near the Park Plaza Hotel.
    . . .
    The president’s visit unexpectedly canceled classes for 1,425 children at the Boston Renaissance Charter School, a K-8 institution on Stuart Street a block away from the hotel. The Boston Public Schools system, which provides about 30 buses to transport Renaissance students, said it could not guarantee timely pick-up of students at dismissal time, said Dudley Blodget, chief operating officer of the Renaissance School’s foundation. The school also feared that the 300 parents who pick up their children would not be able to reach the school.

    “It’s a sad situation that you have to close off school because of a fund-raising event,” said Roger F. Harris, Renaissance headmaster.

    Not that this is the first time that Bush has disrupted something for political purposes. Let’s not forget the aircraft carrier full of soldiers who had to delay their homecoming so they could be unpaid extras in a Bush photo-op.