There’s Only One Way To Suck
Not content with just ruining Van Halen, Sammy Hagar is now going to try to ruin the world. Maybe somebody should buy him a one-way ticket back to Cabo Wabo or Margaritaville or wherever the hell he’s from.
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Jesus. This officially marks the first moment I’ve ever truly regretted buying a Van Halen album.
Okay, so technically I should’ve regretted buying “OU812″ much earlier in life, but there’s no accounting for a 14-year-old’s tastes.
Comment by Brianotron — March 23, 2004 @ 1:31 pm
If you want to get depressed and/or inspired, check out the donation history of the people who sign your paychecks.
Comment by dAnimal — March 23, 2004 @ 7:48 pm
Ok, but Stone Gossard (from Pearl Jam) is on my side..
Comment by dc — March 24, 2004 @ 9:54 am
I thought this was telling. William Gates, the CEO of Microsoft, gives $2000 to Bush. But William Gates the New York Fireman gives as much as he can spare to Howard Dean.
Comment by dAnimal — March 24, 2004 @ 12:52 pm
I thought this was funny too.. It has Howard (M) Dean giving $2000 to Bush.
Comment by dc — March 25, 2004 @ 5:33 am
I checked the next name you could naturally think of here and apparently David Lee Roth hasn’t given a dime to anyone. Nor has Jon Bon Jovi (Bongiovi). Nor Don Dokken. Nor Vince Neil.
Apparently among suck-ass metal guys, Sammy’s the player politically speaking.
Comment by j — March 25, 2004 @ 11:38 am
More immature fun:
Susan Butt
Homemaker
George W. Bush
$2,000 3636 Stratford Ave
Dallas, TX 75205
Harold Butt
Lawyer
Bryan Cave
George W. Bush
$500 3 Fordyce Lane
Saint Louis, MO 63124
JIM C. BUTT
FARMER/RANCHER/MINING CONTRACTOR
SELF-EMPLOYED
George W. Bush
$400 P O BOX 897
MONTICELLO, UT 84535
Old George is locking up the Butt vote, I see.
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Comment by kingceasr — August 19, 2004 @ 6:41 am