Dennis Miller With The Kung-Fu Grip
The same people who have produced talking actions figures of George Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, and Ann Coulter, have now produced a Dennis Miller doll. Here’s what the official site has to day about Miller :
Dennis Miller takes no prisoners as he questions, cajoles and criticizes both sides of an issue, regardless of party affiliation. Perhaps his biggest charms are his unabashed honesty and forthrightness. Even his critics like him as a person and comedian – politics aside. No one can deny his talent.
But here’s part of a description of the same product at the National Review’s store :
He’s smart. He’s funny. And he has been one of the few Hollywood types to publicly support President Bush and his foreign policy. Sean Hannity even proclaimed him a “hero of conservative America.”
So which one is it? Is he an unabashed partisan or “fair and balanced”? Of course it’s the former, but can they at least have the balls to admit it?
Also from TalkingPresidents.com comes this amazing “fine art print” :

I think we can all agree that it would be a disservice to a piece of art this “fine” to hang it on the wall. Something this good deserves to be painted on the side of a bitchin’ van.
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Best wallpaper ever!
Comment by Charlie — March 30, 2004 @ 8:13 am
YeeHaw!
Tha’s one good lookin’ Presnit we’s got: Greg is absolutely right:I think we can all agree that it would be a disservice to a piece of art this “fine” to hang it on the wall. Something this good deserves to…
Trackback by Pandagon — March 30, 2004 @ 8:27 am
“Fine” art like Dennis Millers “fine” wit, and George Bushes “fine” elocution.
Shoot me now!
Comment by Stephen — March 30, 2004 @ 8:41 am
Does it come on black velvet?
Comment by andante — March 30, 2004 @ 10:30 am