Archive for April, 2004

Public Enemy #1 : Bin Laden Castro

Friday, April 30th, 2004

This is what we get when our “war on terrorism” is run by a guy too lazy to “shake the trees” :

The Treasury Department agency entrusted with blocking the financial resources of terrorists has assigned five times as many agents to investigate Cuban embargo violations as it has to track Osama bin Laden’s and Saddam Hussein’s money, documents show.

In addition, the Office of Foreign Assets Control said that between 1990 and 2003 it opened just 93 enforcement investigations related to terrorism. Since 1994 it has collected just $9,425 in fines for terrorism financing violations.

In contrast, OFAC opened 10,683 enforcement investigations since 1990 for possible violations of the long-standing economic embargo against Fidel Castro’s regime, and collected more than $8 million in fines since 1994, mostly from people who sent money to, did business with or traveled to Cuba without permission.
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Sen. Max Baucus, the top Democrat on the senate Finance Committee, requested the figures, which showed that at the end of 2003, OFAC had 21 full-time agents working Cuba violations and just four full-time workers hunting bin Laden’s and Saddam’s riches.

“Rather than spending precious resources to prevent Americans from exercising their right to travel, OFAC must realign its priorities and instead work harder to keep very real terrorist threats out of our country,” said Baucus, D-Mont.

Yeah, yeah choking off the funding to terrorist groups is a big priority, but there are people within our midst smoking cigars from Cuba!! The first thing we need to do is seize the sales records of every bookstore in the country and find out who’s been reading Cigar Aficionado then we’ll be able to “smoke” these evildoers out of their penthouses…

Patriot Act Covers Its Own Ass

Friday, April 30th, 2004

Man, the guys who wrote the Patriot Act really thought of everything, huh?

The American Civil Liberties Union disclosed yesterday that it filed a lawsuit three weeks ago challenging the FBI’s methods of obtaining many business records, but the group was barred from revealing even the existence of the case until now.

The lawsuit was filed April 6 in U.S. District Court in Manhattan, but the case was kept under seal to avoid violating secrecy rules contained in the USA Patriot Act, the ACLU said. The group was allowed to release a redacted version of the lawsuit after weeks of negotiations with the government.

“It is remarkable that a gag provision in the Patriot Act kept the public in the dark about the mere fact that a constitutional challenge had been filed in court,” Ann Beeson, the ACLU’s associate legal director, said in a statement. “President Bush can talk about extending the life of the Patriot Act, but the ACLU is still gagged from discussing details of our challenge to it.”

Unlike many on the left, I’m not one of those people who hates the Patriot Act. I’m open the the argument that law enforcement’s hands have been tied in certain ways, and if the Justice Department is able to prove that they’ve caught and convicted any terrorists based on information that could have only been obtained via the Patriot Act, then I’d support those provisions being renewed next year.

But that isn’t the reality here. While there are probably some long-overdue changes in the Patriot Act, the vast majority of it seems to be a series of blank checks to the executive branch that were granted in the reactionary haze that immediately followed 9/11. Yeah, these provisions are probably unconstitutional, but they’re also likely to flood our thinly-stretched intelligence agencies with even more data than they need. When our problems are with analyzing and sharing intelligence, wouldn’t adding more data to the pile just make things worse?

Also, this is a little off the subject, but I hate, hate, hate the name of the Patriot Act. The implication behind the name is clear : If you don’t vote for this, you aren’t patriotic. Is there any more transparently chickenshit way to coerce someone into voting for your legislation than impugning their love for their country?

If I were in Congress, I’d bundle together a bunch of my pet projects (higher minimum wage, closing tax loopholes for the rich, etc.) and call it the “Jesus is Awesome” Act. If any Republicans voted against it, I’d accuse them of being communist bastards who hate the Lord. After all, if you don’t vote for it, then you’re just making it clear that you think Jesus isn’t awesome, right?

Liberals and Religion

Friday, April 30th, 2004

I haven’t seen the Frontline episode discussed in this Charles Taylor article, but I gotta strongly disagree with his opening paragraph :

As long as the topic is the Christian right, it’s easy for those of us on the left to insist on the separation between church and state. But there’s at least one example that makes mush of our certainty that religion should never play a role in politics: the civil rights movement. A liberal who argues that religion should always stay out of politics is basically arguing that America could have gone for years without a civil rights act, a voting rights act, a fair housing act: There is no reason to believe any of those gains, nor dozens more, would have happened when they did without the influence and organizational power of the black church.

While I’ve heard (and made) plenty of arguments about the separation between church and state, I’ve never heard any liberal argue that religious people should never play a role in politics. The problem isn’t with people using religion to inform their political beliefs, but with people using their political power to try to change the religious beliefs of others.

Also, the religious aspects of the civil rights movement were about taking Jesus’s teachings to love your neighbor to heart, not enforce obscure passages from the book of Leviticus. Wasn’t the whole point of Jesus’s “new testament” with the Jews that all the legalistic garbage from the Torah be thrown out in favor of a more simplified set of moral codes (which have been often summarized as “do unto others…”)? This point is a crucial distinction between the religious movements of the 60’s left and the modern right, and one that I think has been completely lost of George W. Bush.

Unlike the religious right, the civil rights movement used religion as a way to expand freedom, not restrict it. When Martin Luther King said “Now is the time to open the doors of opportunity to all of God’s children”, he meant it. And his contemporaries like Georgia Rep. John Lewis are sticking to that belief when they fight against Bush’s religiously-fueled desire to keep homosexuals from marrying.

The civil rights movement was all about lifting people up and the religious right is all about knocking them down. Yeah, they may be talking about the same god, but their goals are polar opposites.

Nolo Habeas Corpus

Thursday, April 29th, 2004

There’s another great round-up of the Supreme Court in Slate today. This time it’s the “enemy combatant” cases of Jose Padilla and Yaser Esam Hamdi. Here’s some highlights :

The crucial issue for both Hamdi and Padilla is whether the courts will hand the president the power to detain alleged “enemy combatants” indefinitely, without charges or access to counsel. The president says he already has that power anyhow: The Constitution gives it to him in his role as commander in chief, and Congress gave it to him, right after Sept. 11, when it authorized him to “use all necessary and appropriate force against those nations, organizations or persons he determines planned, authorized, committed or aided the terrorist attacks.” The president says this isn’t the beginning of “it.” This is the middle of a war.
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Frank Dunham, on behalf of Hamdi, says that seeking a writ of habeas corpus from a court can hardly violate the notion of separation of powers since the whole purpose of habeas relief is to “challenge extrajudicial executive detentions.”

Justice Sandra Day O’Connor asks Dunham for precedent involving U.S. citizens who are enemy combatants, and he offers up Ex Parte Quirin, a World War II case involving eight Nazi spies (one of whom claimed to be an American) who snuck into the United States with the intention of blowing things up. The Quirin court held that a military commission, as authorized by the president, was sufficient due process and the spies were not entitled to habeas relief.

Dunham points out that the words “enemy combatant” have no legal meaning; they are “not defined in the case law, not defined by statute.” Justice Antonin Scalia breaks in to say that they are, nevertheless, “English words, meaning someone who is combating. …” O’Connor queries whether habeas relief is available to every American citizen caught fighting for the enemy. Dunham replies that this assumes Hamdi was fighting for the enemy, which has never been proved in a court.
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O’Connor speaks, it seems, for much of the court when she points out that this “war” we are in may last forever. “We’ve never had a situation where this war could last for 25 years of 50 years.” And Stevens asks whether the president’s power to indefinitely detain includes the power to torture. Clement observes first that there are international conventions prohibiting torture (there are also international conventions prohibiting what we’re doing in Guantanamo, but we just say those don’t apply) and, helpfully, that torture results in unreliable information. (Presumably once we master really effective torture, the president can order that, too.)

Souter suggests he’s just not very comfortable with the government’s main assurance: “Don’t worry about the timing question. We’ll tell you when the war is over.” And Frank Dunham offers a fiery rebuttal in which he claims Clement is a “worthy advocate who is able to make the unreasonable sound reasonable.” He adds that the government’s claim that we should trust them is exactly why the Great Writ exists: because we don’t trust them. The passion seems to startle the justices, who remain silent throughout.

Of all of the awful, awful things that the Bush Administration has done over the past few years, this is one of the most troubling. If ever there was something in clear violation of the constitution, indefinitely detaining citizens without filing charges, granting access to a lawyer, etc. is it. Hopefully when the election rolls around, voters will remember which side of the constitution the Bush Administration argued on.

Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind

Thursday, April 29th, 2004

Yesterday the National Council for Research on Women released a devestating report about the trend of government websites deleting information that relates to gender inequalities :

With weekly headlines about suppressed information, slanted scientific panels, and altered research reports, the National Council for Research on Women joins a growing chorus of researchers, scientific experts, policymakers, and journalists in a call to concerned citizens to protest and reverse decisions that diminish the amount and quality of information available to us all. These decisions, we believe, cannot be left unchecked.

MISSING concentrates on missing information ? information that directly affects women?s lives. Vital data has been deleted, buried, altered, or has otherwise gone missing from government websites and publications. Taken cumulatively, these actions are serious for women and need to be addressed. As the report shows, such distortions and omissions have debilitating consequences for peoples? health and livelihoods. They also deny researchers critical facts and impede our ability to craft solutions and develop strategies to address the pressing challenges of our times.

Americans share a proud legacy of trusting the federal government to assemble information needed to advance women?s rights and well-being. As data on women disappears, an important, non-partisan tradition of government is being destroyed.

MISSING concentrates on four key areas that affect women and girls where priorities have changed, funding has been cut, research findings distorted, important social differences masked, and critical committees and programs dismantled. The report makes clear the following has gone MISSING:

  • Accurate and Science-Based Information on Women?s Health
  • Accurate and Reliable Information on Women?s Economic Status
  • Scientific Objectivity and Expertise
  • Information to Help Protect and Advance Women and Girls
  • Lest you think this is just another one of those NOW/Planned Parenthood reports decrying the slippery slope leading to women having no control over their bodies, here’s some of the more damning examples :

  • The executive summary of the National Healthcare Disparities Report, a Congressionally mandated report card on racial, ethnic, and socioeconomic disparities in healthcare, downplayed major inequities in diagnosing and treating such conditions as hypertension, diabetes, and HIV ? all of enormous importance to the health of women of color. After strong public objection, the decision to water down the report was reversed.

  • A major resource for working women, the Department of Labor?s Women?s Bureau, an agency charged by Congress with providing information on women?s economic status and rights, is now nearly silent on those issues.
  • A valuable Department of Labor publication on the rights of women workers once distributed by the Women?s Bureau, Don?t Work in the Dark?Know Your Rights, is no longer available.
  • An ongoing series of Department of Labor ?Fact Sheets? on women workers, widely used by researchers and the media, has been curtailed, limiting information on rights in the workplace.
  • A much-used Department of Labor Handbook on Women?s Workers is scheduled for re-release, but as of March 2004, no date was available for its publication.
  • The Census Bureau touts the ratio of women?s earnings as compared to men ? 76 cents for every $1 ? as ?an all-time high.? In reality, the disparity in wages has remained nearly constant with less than 1% change in the ratio in recent years, and was characterized in 2000 as a lack of pay equity.
  • The Office of Women?s Initiatives and Outreach in the White House and The President?s Interagency Council on Women ? both designed to assure that the concerns of women are addressed in policy development ? were disbanded.
  • Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld tried to terminate a 53-year-old panel, the Defense Advisory Committee on Women in the Services (DACOWITS). The committee was resuscitated after an outcry by Representative Heather Wilson (R-NM), the only congresswoman who is a veteran, but with a new mission ? to focus on issues such as health care for servicewomen and the effects of deployment on family life, but not issues of equity and access.
  • Under the 2000 Violence Against Women Act, the Attorney General is required to conduct a national study of discrimination against domestic violence victims in the issuing or administration of insurance policies. The report to Congress was due in October 2001 and, as of March 2004 the report has still not been published. Data in this report would support legislation introduced last fall to address insurance discrimination and workplace issues.
  • The one theme that ties all these changes together is that they were all made over the last three years and a half years. Hmmm….I wonder why things would get worse all of a sudden??

    Crikey, D.M.!

    Thursday, April 29th, 2004

    For those of you who enjoyed The Grey Album, here’s something really cool. Go Home Productions has been creating these “mash-ups” for a while now and has two really cool Beatles remixes : Paperback Believer and Karma in the Life, which mix Beatles vocal tracks with songs from The Monkees and Radiohead respectively. Also, unlike the work of DJ Dangermouse, rumor has it that these are being considered for official release.

    “Come Away With Me, Lucille”

    Thursday, April 29th, 2004

    The last Oldsmobile has rolled off the assembly line. I’ve never been a “car guy”, but is kinda sad. They’ve been making Oldsmobiles for more than 100 years. If you wanna pay your last respects (or just see a kickass old cartoon), check out this great commercial from the 1930’s that was animated by the Fleischer brothers. Not only is it more entertaining than that horse farting fire commercial (which is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen), but you’ll have that song stuck in your head for the rest of the day.

    Veepstakes

    Wednesday, April 28th, 2004

    Joe over at NotGeniuses has a damn good point about all the Kerry VP speculation :

    I really can’t stand most of the writing being done about the choice of a running-mate for John Kerry. Nearly everything I’ve read has been positively saturated with half-cocked, dour pronouncements on the rules and regulatations supposedly governing the pick.

    In yesterday’s Week in Review, David Greenberg does some of the best pushback I’ve yet seen against these lazy, recycled presumptions:

    Most of the recent guesswork on the subject assumes that Mr. Kerry should use the choice to pick up a state or attract a constituency he couldn’t win otherwise. But the idea that a running mate can deliver votes has always been dubious, and it’s even less tenable today. Increasingly, candidates choose their understudies not for balance but to shape their image nationally.

    To wit: Clinton’s choice of Gore to stoke the New Democrat/New South image, Bush’s choice of Cheney to stoke the No-really-I’m-competent image, Gore’s choice of Lieberman to stoke the I’m-not-Clinton image. None of those choices delivered any of the supposedly crucial criteria (a particular state or region, a targetted ethnic group) everyone is blathering about today.
    . . .
    John Kerry has two narratives he’s running on: military fortitude and reform populism. He’s running on his record as a veteran who fought, was wounded, and came home to oppose an unjust war. And, taking his cue from insurgents McCain and Dean who nearly upended both party establishments in the last five years, he’s running as a reformer who will “stand up to the special interests and stand with hardworking families,” according to the ubiquitous blurb on the front of johnkerry.com.

    If the most important criteria is image, lemme repeat my semi-endorsement of Georgia Rep. John Lewis. Picking him would do a lot to highlight Kerry’s activist past. Plus if balancing the ticket is a priority, Lewis does so not only geographically, but also racially, economically, and religiously. The only potential downside is his extreme pacifism.

    Cheney Get His Day In Court

    Wednesday, April 28th, 2004

    Speaking of legal minutiae, I’ve read a few articles about the Cheney secrecy case that was heard before the Supreme Court yesterday and it’s all pretty fascinating stuff. The issues are a lot more involved than just “Cheney is a corporate whore who’s selling our government to the highest bidder”. Yeah, that’s the root cause, but there’s a lot of details in there :

    The watchdogs contend that “task force” was just a series of cozy get-togethers in which energy executives and lobbyists, including Ken Lay, took turns sitting on Cheney’s lap, licking his ear, and requesting special favors. The final report issued by the commission sort of reads that way. When Cheney was ordered to produce the rosters and minutes of these meetings as part of pretrial discovery, he appealed that order all the way up to the U.S. Supreme Court.

    So, how do you get to the Supreme Court? “Mandamus, mandamus, mandamus.” The government leapfrogged over the usual procedures and filed for extraordinary relief?in the form of a writ of mandamus?in the appeals court. And when the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals denied that writ, noting that the case needed to be fully decided in the lower court first, Cheney took the up elevator to the Supreme Court instead of the down elevator back to the trial court.

    This becomes one of the key issues in Cheney v. U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia. (That’s right, he’s named the lower court as his opponent.) It’s a bedrock legal principle that courts of appeals don’t decide issues over which they have no jurisdiction, and that courts of appeals don’t decide cases when there has been no final decision from a lower court, unless there’s a pretty good reason. And it’s the issue on which the first half-hour is spent, as the justices take turns beating on Solicitor General Ted Olson with the “final judgment” stick. Olson contends that this case is about “the separation of powers,” and that Congress and courts simply don’t have the authority to use private litigation to impede the executive branch.
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    Olson points out that under the Federal Advisory Committee Act, the statute in question today, an executive committee “consisting of all government employees” is exempt from having to disclose its records to the public. This is true, but it assumes the answer to the core question about whether nongovernment people were on the energy task force. That Cheney’s people promise only federal employees served doesn’t seem to satisfy the watchdog groups.
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    Olson says that the problem with the discovery order is “it’s much broader than the relief itself.” By giving the watchdog groups all the information they’d need to know if FACA had been violated, they’d be giving them all the information they sought in the first place.

    And taking a page from the Scalia songbook, Olson refers disdainfully to the groups’ “unadorned allegations” gleaned “from media reports” (ewwwwwwwwww, media reports) that outsiders participated on the task force. Kennedy tries to get Olson to define the scope of the exemption from FACA sought by the executive branch, and Olson says that the president shouldn’t have to choose between obeying an “unconstitutional order” and subjecting himself to intrusive discovery, or having to assert the executive privilege. He keeps mentioning the “presumption of regularity,” which means, it seems, that we should presume everything the president does in secret is regular.

    If interested, you should definitely read the whole article, since it’s a pretty good breakdown of the entire hearing. The Slate article along with another one from the LA Times seems to indicate that the court will probably end up siding with Cheney on this one, although I think the court is just as likely to punt this one down to the lower courts and avoid getting their hands dirty. As you could probably guess, either of those outcomes would disappoint me.

    When reading about this case, I have the same reaction that I had when I saw David Frum praise touch-screen voting machines on Bill Maher’s show a month or two ago. Frum argued that the use of punch-cards was “the era of stuffed ballot boxes” (which is true) and that if the Diebold machines don’t work, then we can always just throw them out and try something else (which is not true). The huge flaw in his argument is the fact that we don’t have a way of know if and how things go wrong : There’s no way to recount the votes, the counting mechanism is proprietary (and thus, untraceable), and there have already been numerous security holes pointed out which would make it nearly impossible to tell if the machines had been hacked. Without some transparency, we’ll never be able to evaluate the effectiveness of a system.

    And this is roughly how I feel about this Cheney case as well. The way the law seems to be structured right now is that we should just take the executive branch at their word as to whether or not what they’re doing should be allowed to remain secret (nevermind the other abuses of this power). In this case, The Sierra Club and Judicial Watch have circumstantial evidence that suggests that the Bush Admin’s energy policy was written by and for their corporate backers, but the law seems to put us in a bind here.

    How do we know if the energy taskforce meetings were fixed or not?? That should be the central question here and it’s one that will remain unanswered if the executive branch is allowed to maintain its veil of secrecy over everything it does. If the court ultimately decides that the law allows the executive branch to do whatever the hell it wants, then we need some stricter laws, now.

    “Please stop bringing it on”

    Wednesday, April 28th, 2004

    Here’s Bush from last July :

    “There are some who feel like that if they attack us that we may decide to leave prematurely. They don’t understand what they’re talking about, if that’s the case.

    Let me finish. There are some who feel like — that the conditions are such that they can attack us there. My answer is, bring them on. We’ve got the force necessary to deal with the security situation.”

    Here’s Bush today :

    Bush To Iraqi Militants: ‘Please Stop Bringing It On’

    WASHINGTON, DC?In an internationally televised statement Monday, President Bush modified a July 2003 challenge to Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces. “Terrorists, Saddam loyalists, and anti-American insurgents: Please stop bringing it on now,” Bush said at a Monday press conference. “Nine months and 500 U.S. casualties ago, I may have invited y’all to bring it on, but as of today, I formally rescind that statement. I would officially like for you to step back.” The president added that the “it” Iraqis should stop bringing includes gunfire, bombings, grenade attacks, and suicide missions of all types.

    …okay, not really. This is from The Onion . You probably already figured that already since there’s no way this president would ever show any signs of humility.

    The News Today (Oh Boy)

    Wednesday, April 28th, 2004

    Every morning I wake up, roll out of bed, and turn on the news. Here’s what was on the three cable networks :

    CNN - Discussion of today’s Supreme Court hearings in the Jose Padilla case.

    MSNBC - Coverage of the fighting in Iraq.

    FOX - Live coverage of a police chase in Huston Texas.

    I flipped between the three for the next half hour or so and while CNN and MSNBC moved on to other still-newsworthy stories, Fox stayed with the helicopter shot of the guy running from police. When are Joe and Jane Sixpack gonna finally realize that Fox News is just as sensationalistic and empty as its sister network? Or do they even care?

    “Now, there are some who would like to rewrite history…”

    Tuesday, April 27th, 2004

    “…revisionist historians is what I like to call them.” — This is what Bush said last June about people who called his WMD bluff, but could he have been referring to himself as well?

    Reading the White House’s biography of our third president, a student would never know that Jefferson founded the world’s oldest continuously operating political party – the Democratic party. Instead, the site says, “Sharp political conflict developed, and two separate parties, the Federalists and the senate-Republicans, began to form. Jefferson gradually assumed leadership of the Republicans, who sympathized with the revolutionary cause in France.”

    The reality, of course, is that the senate-Republicans went by that compound name from their formation in the 1790s until 1844, when the party officially dropped the word “Republicans” from its name. (The modern-day Republican Party came into being a decade later, after both the Federalist the Whig parties had collapsed; the first Republican presidential nominee was Abraham Lincoln.)

    The White House’s website opens Jefferson’s biography in a startlingly out-of-context way that seems to imply Jefferson was a Bible-thumping believer like George W. The lead sentence of his biography says: “In the thick of party conflict in 1800, Thomas Jefferson wrote in a private letter, ‘I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.’”

    Jefferson’s letter, in fact, had nothing to do with party conflict. Instead, it had to do with attacks against him from Christian fundamentalists, the Pat Robertsons and Jerry Falwells of his day, and how the First Amendment should keep religion separate from government.On September 23, 1800, a few months before the election in which he became president, Jefferson wrote to his good friend, the physician Benjamin Rush:

    “DEAR SIR, – … I promised you a letter on Christianity, which I have not forgotten. I do not know that it would reconcile the genus irritabile vatum [the angry preachers (the same root word as "Vatican")] who are all in arms against me. Their hostility is on too interesting ground to be softened.

    “The delusion …on the [First Amendment] clause of the Constitution, which, while it secured the freedom of the press, covered also the freedom of religion, had given to the clergy a very favorite hope of obtaining an establishment of a particular form of Christianity through the United States; and as every sect believes its own form the true one, every one perhaps hoped for his own, but especially the Episcopalians and Congregationalists.

    “The returning good sense of our country threatens abortion to their hopes, and they [the preachers] believe that any portion of power confided to me [such as being elected President], will be exerted in opposition to their schemes. And they believe rightly: for I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. But this is all they have to fear from me: and enough, too, in their opinion.”

    Ahhhh…the irony! I wonder if the Bush Administration (or whoever they get to write these things) is even aware that Jefferson’s comments were aimed at people like Bush’s supporters? Here’s a few more Jefferson quotes which flesh out his opinion of this particular “tyranny over the mind of man” :

    “Millions of innocent men, women, and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined, imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make one half the world fools, and the other half hypocrites. To support roguery and error all over the earth.”

    - Notes on the State of Virginia, Query XVII

    “History, I believe, furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil government. This marks the lowest grade of ignorance, of which their civil as well as religious leaders will always avail themselves for their own purposes.”

    - letter to Baron von Humboldt, 1813

    “To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical.”

    - Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom

    I wonder what Jefferson would have thought about this?

    Debates, Chickens, & Bushes

    Tuesday, April 27th, 2004

    Via Tom Tomorrow, I see that Counterspin is advising potential protesters to dress up in a flightsuit and chicken mask. Sure it sounds silly, but it’s been done before :

    Chicken George is squawking at another Bush.

    Five Republican presidential candidates debated for the second straight week minus the leading contender, Gov. George W. Bush of Texas. His absence was a family matter, Bush argued from afar ? but opponents in both parties were not in a forgiving mood.

    “He’s a chicken,” said the chicken. Actually, it was a Democrat dressed as a yellow-feathered bird carrying a sign that read, “Chicken George Won’t Debate.”

    Bush’s rivals ran with the theme.

    “The absent governor from Texas,” conservative activist Gary Bauer said as the debaters gathered onstage Thursday night to warm up the audience.

    “Perhaps in the future, at a forum like this, if we call it a fund-raiser he might show up,” sniffed publisher Steve Forbes.

    Democrats first used the fowl tactic in 1992 during the re-election campaign of Bush’s father, who was mocked for delaying debates with challenger Bill Clinton.

    Bush advisers are going to do everything they can to avoid having to debate John Kerry. After Bush’s crybaby act over debate formats in 2000 and last year’s debate ducking by the Austrian boob-grabber, Republicans know that the best thing they can do to get elected is to avoid having their candidate express his views.

    Once this whole military service crap blows over, Kerry should renew his call for monthly debates with the President. Except this time, don’t let Bush change the subject. Keep challenging him every time you’re near an open mike. Make some jokes about it (“I’ll even let him bring Cheney along.”) Whenever Bush tries to change the subject, say it’s because he’s unable to defend himself. Send your high-profile friends to reiterate the challenge (Gore, the Clintons, Dean, etc.) Bush isn’t the only one who knows how to act like a bully.

    Ribbons and Medals

    Tuesday, April 27th, 2004

    This is the most retarded non-controversy since…well…I guess last week or so :

    Kerry has said for years that he threw away his ribbons, not his three Purple Hearts, Bronze Star and Silver Star during the April 1971 protest. On Monday, however, a tape of a television interview Kerry gave shortly after the protest suggested he was talking about more than his ribbons when discussing the anti-war demonstration.

    In an exchange, aired by ABC and published in The New York Times, an interviewer asks Kerry, ?How many did you give back, John?? Kerry responds, ?I gave back, I can?t remember, six, seven, eight, nine.? The host then notes that Kerry had won the Purple Hearts and Bronze and Silver stars. Kerry says, ?Well, and above that, I gave back my others.?
    . . .
    ?Back then ribbons, medals were absolutely interchangeable,? Kerry told ?Good Morning America? on ABC. ?The U.S. Navy pamphlet calls them medals. We all referred to them as the symbols they were representing. Medals, ribbons … countless veterans threw the ribbons back.?
    . . .
    On Sunday, Bush adviser Karen Hughes said she was offended by Kerry?s actions when he protested the war in 1971 and accused him of not actually throwing back his medals.

    ?He only pretended to throw his,? Hughes said in a CNN interview. ?Now, I can understand if, out of conscience, you take a principled stand, and you would decide that you were so opposed to this that you would actually throw your medals. But to pretend to do so ? I think that?s very revealing.?

    I think one important aspect that’s missing from this debate is this : Who fuckin’ cares??

    Seriously, is this the best the Republicans have against Kerry? A semantic debate about whether or not ribbons can be called medals? As far as I’m concerned, if you’ve been awarded medals for injuries, you can call them whatever the hell you want.

    Also, kudos to Kerry for lashing back at Bush on his military record. If the GOP really wants to make the race about military records, I’m sure the decorated veteran/protester will beat the AWOL frat boy every time.

    My Blogging Technique Is Unstoppable

    Tuesday, April 27th, 2004

    I’ve never been a huge fan of Get Your War On, but this one that TBogg linked to is pretty damn funny.