The use of the word “crapweasel” in the post below reminded me that I’ve always meant to comment on the (mostly) conservative predilection for creating their own slang. You’d think the trend of just throwing two other words together would get old after a while, but words like “assclown” refuse to die. As such, here’s a simple way to create your own goofy-ass jargon. Just pick a word from each column and start cursing away :
| Prefix | Suffix |
|
ass crap shit fuck turd dick butt cock poop |
weasel burglar clown tard gobbler pirate licker munchkin monkey |
All in all, I still have yet to hear any cursing that rivals “Whistle-Ass”.
You forgot a vital third component: Prefacing the profanity with “Traitorous”, “Treasonous”, “Idiotarian”, “Accomodationist”, or my personal favorite “Liberal”.
Yes, the South park Republican sure do know how to party. Except for that whole “being a bunch of Fucktard Assclowns” thing. Zing!
On most counts here, I agree. However, I don’t think you should allow conservatives to own “fucktard.” That is a perfectly normal expletive with a wide base of users and a rich and storied history of application. For example, my brother was a fucktard when he tried to whip me with a coathanger in a fight four years ago. But now he’s just an assmunch.
i really like ass-burglars and butt-munchkins!
Cumbuzzard! Assrascal! Slutbunny! Whorebird!
“Shitweasel” is actually a neologism from Steven King. His recent book Dreamcatcher used it to describe a type of alien being that uses the human body as a host.
I don’t know exactly what that has to do with anything, though; it’s just a neat fact.
Fuck nut. It’s my favorite combination.
When the Plame case first broke, the wingnuts called it a ‘nothingburger’.
I believe “no-talent ass clown” was popularized in the brilliant movie Office Space. So I wouldn’t let Bush Cultists claim credit for that.
The others, though… yeah, pretty dumb.
Cockgobbler is also in Office Space.
I hadn’t noticed a conservative trend in this kind of construction – but then again, I don’t talk to any conservatives, really.
“ass-napkin” and “ass-panda” are currently popular in my social circle.