Jesus, I thought they couldn’t get any dumber than the “Sunflower Incident”, but conservatives have launched attacks on John Kerry that will actually make him look better! According to them, Kerry wasn’t wounded enough when he recieved his first Purple Heart. Despite the fact that Kerry released his military records (which are full of praise for his service), let’s pretend that the conservative allegations are true. Well, that means that Kerry only earned two Purple Hearts, a Bronze Star, and a Silver Star. How is this supposed to hurt him again?? Maybe they should follow this up with allegations that Kerry did drugs in the seventies. That should hold up well against Bush’s past…

The only thing about Kerry’s records I could see that would please the hardcore-conservative types is that Kerry was credited with 20 “kills” while in service. While that may be 20 too many for peaceniks like us, it’s still far short of Bush’s record.