Comments on: Holy Shit

By: Jim

Jim — Thu, 02 Sep 2004 15:18:52 +0000

Typical comments, from typical athiest communist’s..”cough”…i mean liberals.

By: alteredsax

alteredsax — Wed, 07 Jul 2004 14:33:36 +0000

dAnimal,

Now that would be one kick-ass movie worth seeing!!!

By: Jeff

Jeff — Wed, 07 Jul 2004 14:23:36 +0000

I had to ask a couple actual pastors before someone explained Mini Me: it’s supposed to represent the world, in the hands of Satan.

But, yeah, those demon children ROCK! They deserve their own sequel.

By: dAnimal

dAnimal — Tue, 06 Jul 2004 22:12:10 +0000

I think that some kick-ass Jewish director should do an equally bloody movie called “The Passover” in which the pharoah (who looks like Mel Gibson) will have his son slaughtered by the angel of death, as he himself is covered by writhing hordes of evil poisonous frogs and chirpy locusts.

By: mdhatter

mdhatter — Tue, 06 Jul 2004 22:08:44 +0000

No, Really.

Thank You.

You have saved me the horror of actually watching it… it’s a movie that too many people have made too big a deal about, and I don’t even want to have an opinion about it.

and now i find out it has werewolves, cannibalistic Jews, and a miniature-vampire I can say but one thing.

Sweet!

I was afraid that it actually made some sense and there was a secrt plot to control the minds of christians everywhere, but if it’s just supposed to scare them into making sure there’s enough gas in the car, i can sleep easy.

thank you again, you have saved me the horror of a bad horror film.

p.s. does the dorky cheerleader girl get to nail Jesus?

By: Past Peak

Past Peak — Tue, 06 Jul 2004 21:55:43 +0000

Nightmare on Mel Street

Amusing and somewhat startling take on The Passion of the Christ at The Talent Show. I haven’t seen the film, but I’m amazed that the stuff pointed out in the post has gotten essentially zero mention elsewhere. What’s up with…

By: Mark Spittle

Mark Spittle — Tue, 06 Jul 2004 21:25:14 +0000

Ahhh… the Bible.

Greatest work of fiction ever written.

By: tom

tom — Tue, 06 Jul 2004 21:20:53 +0000

this truly was one of the weirdest movies i’ve ever seen- and i’ve seen a lot of weird shit.

this movie needs to be inducted into the cult-horror movie status as soon as it hits video stores. however- i don’t like the idea of mel gibson profiting off of people who wanna laugh at how stupid this movie is, so i encourage you to go to canal street in chinatown and purchase a bootleg for $5.

while i don’t support illegal bootleging in most cases- i think it’s “justifiable” in a case where a hypocrite-catholic is making tons of money out of exploiting his “savior” and the emotions of that savior’s sheep. i’m glad i was able to see this weird piece of crap movie without any of my money going into mel’s pockets.