“It was a dark and stormy night…”
In case you were wondering why the 9/11 Report is being sold in bookstores, the first paragraph of the first chapter is a good indication of how this thing reads :
Tuesday, September 11, 2001, dawned temperate and nearly cloudless in the eastern United States. Millions of men and women readied themselves for work. Some made their way to the Twin Towers, the signature structures of the World Trade Center complex in New York City. Others went to Arlington,Virginia, to the Pentagon. Across the Potomac River, the United States Congress was back in session. At the other end of Pennsylvania Avenue, people began to line up for a White House tour. In Sarasota, Florida, President George W. Bush went for an early morning run.
After reading that, I couldn’t help but think “I wonder if this report has any sex scenes or car chases?” Or maybe an old detective character who’s been an alcoholic ever since his brother/partner was killed while on a case. Having skipped to the end, I see that the hero wasn’t able to get there in time to save the day.
From what I’ve read of the report so far, the examination of what went wrong can pretty much be summed up by this paragraph from the chapter “The System Was Blinking Red” :
In sum, the domestic agencies never mobilized in response to the threat. They did not have direction, and did not have a plan to institute.The borders were not hardened.Transportation systems were not fortified. Electronic surveillance was not targeted against a domestic threat.54 State and local law enforcement were not marshaled to augment the FBI?s efforts.The public was not warned.
I sure am glad the President “looks forward” to “studying” this report. Maybe later we can quiz him on it.
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The Report is Bullshit. They should be ashamed
Comment by Disappointed — July 23, 2004 @ 8:18 pm
Yeah, Rhandi Rhodes was saying that she thinks Tom Clancy helped write it. One of the 9/11 commisioners did say that they had to think outside of the box, and that they read Tom Clancy novels to get an idea of what was possible. Isn’t that pathetic?
Comment by charlie — July 24, 2004 @ 6:08 am
Even if we did get the chance to quiz him on it, we’d just get a visit from Bush Sr. asking us to bump his grade up to a C. Or he’d just build a library for us, prompting us to pass W anyway.
Comment by Megalodon — July 26, 2004 @ 7:02 am
This reminds me that the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winners have been announced.
Comment by dAnimal — July 26, 2004 @ 10:43 am