Haw, Haw, Haw!

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Last night Bill Clinton gave one of the most effective anti-Bush speeches I’ve ever heard. The Republican response? That John Kerry looks stupid.




Well, damn. I was all excited, but now that the GOP has this photo, we might as well cancel the rest of the convention and start making plans for 2008. It’s too bad the only embarrasing pictures of Bush we have are this one…



…this one…



…this one…



…this one…



…this one…



…these two…




…this one…



…and this one.



Dukakis, Dukakis, Dukakis!!!!

UPDATE : Here’s one more for you :




Goddamn, does he think there’s oil in there or something?

21 thoughts on “Haw, Haw, Haw!”

  4. So Shrub is an inarticulate, blind klutz who likes to play dress-up while he can’t even eat a pretzel or stay on his bike (although falling off the Segway takes talent), what’s the big deal? After all, he’s got one hell of a drive when it comes to golf, and for the leader of the free world, that has to count for something right? I guess if Kerry wants to match that, he’s really going to have to take a bunch of vacation days when he gets into office! Also, he’s got a lot of beer drinking and coke sniffing to catch up on if he wants to damage as many brain cells as W lost during his 30+ year youth.

  5. Greg,

    You should have posted the memorable picture of W at another school photo op. The War President must be really smart since in addition to being able to say complex words like Nuke-u-ler, I mean nuclear, he dazzled the classroom of children by reading a book alongside a little girl. However, in a piece of photogenic genius, he read the book upside down! C’mon, give the man credit, he’s a true genius! That’s got to be right up there with sitting around like a total tool while terrorists are running planes into buildings!

  7. That one where he’s writing on the flag. Doesn’t that kinda violate part G of Section 8 (titled Respect for the Flag) of the United States Flag Code:
    “The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature.”

  8. Like dolphin, I’m also most interested in that one. I hadn’t seen it before, and it seems relevant given his opposition to flag desecration.

    The final photo only reinforces the notion that W doesn’t do anything in half-measures.

    Priceless collection– well done, guys!

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  10. dolphin and oyster – you are correct, this is a case of flag desecration. Just like the actions of the badministration have risen way beyond the level of high crimes and misdemeanors, and the lot of them should be impeached.

    But they’re Repugnicants, so it’s okay! (see corrente “IOKIYAR”)

  12. …and don’t forget the one where he’s phoning in his presidency from the safety of 40,000 feet in Air Force One while DC and New York burn. They actually SOLD those to donors. Clueless.

  13. My personal fave is the picture of him on the cover of Molly Ivins’ “Bushwhacked.”

  14. The Repugs are just jealous ’cause our candidate is not a continuous source of embarrassment and shame, so they have to rush out, call our guys names, and then huk-huk-huk back into their corners.

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  20. Joshua, you’re correct about the upside-down book being a fake–but it’s not listed here.

    The picture of Bush holding the children’s book is included here because it took Bush 7 minutes of sitting there to take action–and he only did that at the demand of an aide (Ari, I think, finally broke the moment and brought Bush back into reality).

    I’m not sure why you mentioned the upside-down book when it’s not even here, unless you were mistaking the “Pet Goat” picture for the faked one.