Comments on: Miscellaneous Junk

By: Amanda

Amanda — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 20:45:09 +0000

I wouldn’t say *all* your readers are disinterested in phone sex with virgin sluts.

By: The Critic

The Critic — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 14:25:52 +0000

Hey, cornhole is a good fucking game. Oops. I mean, it’s a lot of fun trying to get that bag in the hole. Damnit, you know what I mean. Stop laughing.

By: The Donkey

The Donkey — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 03:10:21 +0000

Oh, holy moly! I didn’t actually read the story before. Corn toss was common where I grew up in Michigan, but it was strictly a kiddie game. And it was always, always, always called corn toss. Toss. Got that? I toss, you toss, they tossed, we will toss.

Corn. Toss.

I am surprised they didn’t get any quotes from Heywood Jablome in that story.

By: Socraticsilence

Socraticsilence — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 02:28:47 +0000

If one played this game at a backyard BBQ or family gathering, and one decided to use a couple of extra bags of those premixed salads, would one be engaged in salad tossing?
Addtionally, My high shcools alumni athletic support group is known as the bear backers, which is ironic considering I believe we abandoned sex ed involving contraceptives the year after I graduated, when you combine this with the ad for Care Net (one of those insidious “Crisis pregnancy counseling centers”) we we’re forced to run in the High School paper, and its a miracle that half my senior class didn’t get knocked up (damn jeebofascists and they’re wait til marriage crap, for those of us who don’t drink it takes a lot longer to deprogram chicks), this will probably change now that comprehensive sex ed has been stripped throughout the school system.

By: socraticsilence

socraticsilence — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 02:17:30 +0000

So, um…what exactly is a virgin slut? Because from my extensive knowldege of both virgins and sluts (ok, far more of the former than the latter) that venn diagram is kind of nonexistant (at least the overlap portion). Oh, and how does the easy html work, do I click it or what?

By: Melissa

Melissa — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 00:38:48 +0000

Or the slapping of.. cornhole bags? Against stuff? Wow. that’s some good writin’.

By: greg

greg — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 00:13:33 +0000

Don’t worry. Google News still has some good headlines and quotes that will appeal to our lowbrow sides. Including this odd quote :

the air is heavy with the scent of charcoal lighter fluid and the slap-slap-slap of cornhole bags against …

I have no interest in knowing how to play this game if it involves lighter fluid. Ouch.

By: The Donkey

The Donkey — Tue, 02 Nov 2004 00:06:57 +0000

Damn, they’ve changed it to “Corn Toss”.

A lesson for all – take screen shots of outrageous or outrageously funny web content – it often gets watered down or disappeared.

By: Nick

Nick — Mon, 01 Nov 2004 22:32:03 +0000

What’s funny is that I’ve lived in Cincinnati my whole life, and have never had the inkling to play that game. It’s only caught on in the last few years, and I have no idea why.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Mon, 01 Nov 2004 21:09:02 +0000

Heh.. they changed their headline..