“Maybe there’s not”

Just read this. (via Waxy) :

A Taylor police dispatcher took the call at precisely 12:44 p.m. on Oct. 18.

A 49-year-old man said he’d just blasted a man with a revolver and a shotgun because the man said he didn’t believe in God.

The dispatcher said the alleged shooter told him he’d just shot “the devil himself” and was still armed and standing over the body of the 62-year-old victim “in case he moved.”

“I want to make sure he’s gone,” the alleged shooter told the dispatcher.

The dispatcher asked the suspect how many times he shot the victim.

“Hopefully enough,” was the suspect’s chilling reply, according to the dispatcher.

When police arrived in the 15600 block of McGuire, they could see the victim seated on a living room couch with major trauma to his head, officers said.

They said they were certain he was dead. He was.

Lying on a hallway floor was a black 12-gauge shotgun. Two spent shotgun shells lay on the floor nearby.

Later, police found a revolver with five spent cartridge casings.

On the way to the police station, the suspect told police “he did not want to deal with anyone that did not believe in God,” according to the report.

The report also indicated that the suspect and the victim knew each other, although their relationship was unclear.

The suspect said he was an Eagle Scout, the report said.

The suspect said the victim had told him there was nothing he could say that would convince the 62-year-old to believe in God.

Following this discussion, the suspect said, he went into another room and removed his shirt. Then he shaved his face.

He tried once more to convince the victim to believe in God, but this time, he had the shotgun.

“How long would it take you to believe in God?” the suspect said he asked the victim.

“Not until I hear Gabriel blow his horn,” the victim allegedly replied, while tipping his hat.

That’s when the suspect shot him.

“I did it because he is evil; he was not a believer,” the suspect told police.

The suspect said the victim “has been locked up most of his life.”

Michigan Department of Corrections records indicate the victim was on probation for a drug conviction.

At the police station, the suspect commented that he believed there is a God.

Then, looking at the floor, he seemed to have second thoughts: “Maybe there’s not,” he said.

It’s funny how sometimes you can be so certain about things that you just end up fooling yourself. Then again, maybe the next four years will reveal us all to be fools in one way or another.


posted by greg on November 3, 2004 @ 12:58 am

9 comments

  1. Goodbye Democratic Party.

    “The measures, similar in structure across the nation, succeeded in Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Michigan, Mississippi, Montana, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon and Utah.”

    And F*** You AK, GA, KY, MI, MS, MT, ND, OH, OK, OR, and UT. None of you get to whine about government interference or overreaching EVER agian.

    Comment by mdhatter — November 3, 2004 @ 2:50 am

  2. I would have voted against the stupid gay-bashing measure in OR, but they sent out my ballot way too late for it to be received here in Egypt and I had to vote at the embassy and use a federal form that only allows you to vote for president. Sorry, I did try.

    Comment by Anna in Cairo — November 3, 2004 @ 3:23 am

  3. You and I are thinking along the same lines today. You wrote:

    It’s funny how sometimes you can be so certain about things that you just end up fooling yourself.

    not that much different than what I wrote:

    I was wrong. It is a realization that my version of reality was based too much on my expectation of how things should be and not enough on how things actually are.

    A completely jarring disappointment.

    Comment by PSoTD — November 3, 2004 @ 6:21 am

  4. Reviewing all the Ballot Issues in states this morning it becomes so obvious that the GOP got out their base vote by appealing to the innate bigotry, fear and ignorance of their righteous base.

    Comment by Betty — November 3, 2004 @ 6:37 am

  5. What now separates us from other Theocracies like Saudi Arabia?

    Comment by FreedomByChoice — November 3, 2004 @ 7:08 am

  6. What’s up, Saskatchewan? I hear you’re lovely this time of year.

    Comment by Brianotron — November 3, 2004 @ 7:08 am

  7. I’ve been thinking of one of the more enlightened island Commonwealths or principalities. What’s the government like in Fiji?

    I’m from Oklahoma, and I’m positively ashamed by the way their vote turned out.

    Comment by scotty — November 3, 2004 @ 7:41 am

  8. As crushed as I am, I thank Bob I am living in Norway and don’t have to live under Bush II (II).

    Comment by platosearwax — November 3, 2004 @ 7:45 am

  9. Oh, and this was freakin’ hilarious and scared the bejeebus out of me at the same time. Thanks!

    Comment by platosearwax — November 3, 2004 @ 7:47 am

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