For all of you out there who embrace “traditional values”, here’s some good news for you. It’s been exactly one year since the Massachusetts Supreme Court struck down the ban on gay marriage. Why is that good news?

The rates of divorce, incest, rape, and abortion haven’t gone up as a result of the ruling.

It’s still illegal to have sex with a dog.

You won the goddamn election.

The rivers aren’t flowing with the blood of sinners. (or is that bad news?)

It’s still legal to read the Bible, go to church, and love Jesus with all your heart.

And you guys thought gay marriage would harm society…

So let’s put all this gay marriage amendment malarkey behind us so we can concentrate on some real issues, okay? Besides, if Jesus comes back tomorrow, do you really want want to leave him with the impression you’ve got nothing better to do than try to keep people from loving each other??