Here’s a photo of the next Secretary of Homeland Security, Bernard Kerik, showing everyone how many more minutes of fame he has left.

It’s been nice meeting you, Bernard. We’ll see you again next time Kerl Rove needs to scare us. Just a reminder, the two primary responsibilities of your new position are defending the homeland from terrorist threats and defending the President from inconvenient facts. As long as you don’t forget the second one, you’ll work out just fine.