SOTU Watch

On Wednesday night, I hope the President will give us an update on his fight to rid professional sports of steroids. I dunno about you, but I’ve lost a lot of sleep over this crisis ever since it was highlighted in last year’s speech. We can rest assured that the President hasn’t let his tough stance on professional athletes get in the way of his photo ops.


posted by greg on January 31, 2005 @ 3:11 pm

3 comments

  1. Yeah, what are a few steroids if they help improve morale in Iraq?

    “…I also want to thank you for providing entertainment for our troops overseas. I don’t know if you know this or not, but a lot of people overseas support professional basketball; professional basketball provides great relief from their duty and entertainment, a reminder of what life is like back home, and I suspect a lot of them are Detroit Pistons fans, as well.”

    Comment by dAnimal — January 31, 2005 @ 3:44 pm

  2. Who cares about an exit strategy. When are we going to Mars?

    Comment by Becky — February 1, 2005 @ 6:56 am

  3. Damn Becky, that was my comment. It’s almost as if Mars no longer exists. Thanks, media. Fucking wastes of my money…

    Comment by Quisp — February 1, 2005 @ 5:02 pm

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