A reminder, good ‘Murkins, that the State of the Retarded Fake President Elected by Very Easily Led People and Also Fundamentalist Lunatics Address is tonight.
Normally I’d suggest you take a drink every time he says the word “freedom,” but I’d rather not make myself liable when everyone who follows that advice drops dead of alcohol poisoning by 8:03 CST. Ditto the words ‘Murka, ‘Murkins, and especially
Karl Rove’s Dub’s new favorite phrase, “Ownership Society,” which is a really progressive idea as long as you can afford to own your own chunk of society, which, statistically speaking, you probably can’t.
Frankly, if you’re like me, you won’t be anywhere near a TV set. I get more than enough lies from that moron in the course of listening to the news every day. I don’t plan on subjecting myself to that horse shit when I can avoid it; more productive uses of my time might include vacuuming the floors, huffing scotchguard, teaching the cats to play basketball, or drinking mouthwash straight from the bottle. Any of these activities, it’s worth noting, will provide you with as many undistorted facts about the Social Security “crisis” as will Whistle Ass’s speech.
Finally, as for non-fake-Social-Security-crisis-related predictions, I can only surmise that if George sees his shadow tonight, he’ll be making plans to declare war on the Sun by the end of the week. Enjoy.