Comments on: Mmmmm…Crucifixilicious http://www.thetalentshow.org/2005/03/25/mmmmmcrucifixilicious/ Just another WordPress weblog Tue, 19 Jul 2011 01:04:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc By: Bobsled http://www.thetalentshow.org/2005/03/25/mmmmmcrucifixilicious/comment-page-1/#comment-6395 Bobsled Wed, 30 Mar 2005 16:48:53 +0000 http://www.thetalentshow.org/wp/?p=1672#comment-6395 New Pat Robertson offerings: "The Bible Cure for Anal Warts" "The Bible Cure for Homosexuality" "The Bible Cure for Hard Drive Crashes" And the ever popular, "How to Buy a Car the Biblical Way" New Pat Robertson offerings:
“The Bible Cure for Anal Warts”
“The Bible Cure for Homosexuality”
“The Bible Cure for Hard Drive Crashes”

And the ever popular, “How to Buy a Car the Biblical Way”

]]> By: seesdifferent http://www.thetalentshow.org/2005/03/25/mmmmmcrucifixilicious/comment-page-1/#comment-6394 seesdifferent Wed, 30 Mar 2005 00:46:45 +0000 http://www.thetalentshow.org/wp/?p=1672#comment-6394 Waits confection would not make the distinction between the brown chocolate woodlike cross material and the light toned, softer flesh. I would suggest a Peeps-like Jesus. Not sure how to fasten the P-J to the chocross...any ideas? The nuts suggestion is disgusting. IMHO. But thats me. HAND, Seesdifferent Waits confection would not make the distinction between the brown chocolate woodlike cross material and the light toned, softer flesh. I would suggest a Peeps-like Jesus. Not sure how to fasten the P-J to the chocross…any ideas? The nuts suggestion is disgusting.
IMHO. But thats me.
HAND, Seesdifferent

]]> By: fullnelson http://www.thetalentshow.org/2005/03/25/mmmmmcrucifixilicious/comment-page-1/#comment-6393 fullnelson Mon, 28 Mar 2005 19:54:24 +0000 http://www.thetalentshow.org/wp/?p=1672#comment-6393 People are overly sensitive about this stuff these days. When I was a kid, I remember getting a chocolate cross in my Easter basket, made entirely from Milky Way bars. It was tremendously delicious, I recall, and there were no complaints to be heard. Of course, that was at least 40+ years ago; maybe God forgot all about it.... People are overly sensitive about this stuff these days. When I was a kid, I remember getting a chocolate cross in my Easter basket, made entirely from Milky Way bars. It was tremendously delicious, I recall, and there were no complaints to be heard. Of course, that was at least 40+ years ago; maybe God forgot all about it….

]]> By: Michael http://www.thetalentshow.org/2005/03/25/mmmmmcrucifixilicious/comment-page-1/#comment-6392 Michael Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:47:50 +0000 http://www.thetalentshow.org/wp/?p=1672#comment-6392 I have TWO chocolate crosses--one labeled "solid milk chocolate," the other "white confection," (guessing legal issues involved) produced by Heartland Chocolates, Inc., North Canton Ohio...I keep them on either side of my bobblehead Jesus... I have TWO chocolate crosses–one labeled “solid milk chocolate,” the other “white confection,” (guessing legal issues involved) produced by Heartland Chocolates, Inc., North Canton Ohio…I keep them on either side of my bobblehead Jesus…

]]> By: Ereshkigal http://www.thetalentshow.org/2005/03/25/mmmmmcrucifixilicious/comment-page-1/#comment-6391 Ereshkigal Sun, 27 Mar 2005 05:35:38 +0000 http://www.thetalentshow.org/wp/?p=1672#comment-6391 I want a chocolate crucifix, but I want mine with Jesus on the cross. Do they come with nuts? I hope that Pat Robertson plans to publish "The Bible Cure for Acne" soon. I want a chocolate crucifix, but I want mine with Jesus on the cross. Do they come with nuts?

I hope that Pat Robertson plans to publish “The Bible Cure for Acne” soon.

]]> By: Unstable Isotope http://www.thetalentshow.org/2005/03/25/mmmmmcrucifixilicious/comment-page-1/#comment-6390 Unstable Isotope Sat, 26 Mar 2005 15:44:09 +0000 http://www.thetalentshow.org/wp/?p=1672#comment-6390 Hmmmm... How do you get the Bible in there? Hmmmm… How do you get the Bible in there?

]]> By: Joe http://www.thetalentshow.org/2005/03/25/mmmmmcrucifixilicious/comment-page-1/#comment-6389 Joe Sat, 26 Mar 2005 07:04:19 +0000 http://www.thetalentshow.org/wp/?p=1672#comment-6389 Careful, UU! Who takes our religion seriously? Careful, UU! Who takes our religion seriously?

]]> By: The Critic http://www.thetalentshow.org/2005/03/25/mmmmmcrucifixilicious/comment-page-1/#comment-6388 The Critic Fri, 25 Mar 2005 23:49:41 +0000 http://www.thetalentshow.org/wp/?p=1672#comment-6388 Tom Waits: Don't go to church on Sunday Don't get on my knees to pray Don't memorize the books of the Bible I got my own special way Bit I know Jesus loves me Maybe just a little bit more I fall on my knees every Sunday At Zerelda Lee's candy store Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Make me feel good inside Got to be a chocolate Jesus Keep me satisfied Well I don't want no Anna Zabba Don't want no Almond Joy There ain't nothing better Suitable for this boy Well it's the only thing That can pick me up Better than a cup of gold See only a chocolate Jesus Can satisfy my soul (Solo) When the weather gets rough And it's whiskey in the shade It's best to wrap your savior Up in cellophane He flows like the big muddy But that's ok Pour him over ice cream For a nice parfait Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Good enough for me Got to be a chocolate Jesus Good enough for me Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Make me feel good inside Got to be a chocolate Jesus Keep me satisfied Tom Waits:

Don’t go to church on Sunday
Don’t get on my knees to pray
Don’t memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
Bit I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more

I fall on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee’s candy store

Well it’s got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

Well I don’t want no Anna Zabba
Don’t want no Almond Joy
There ain’t nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it’s the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul

(Solo)
When the weather gets rough
And it’s whiskey in the shade
It’s best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that’s ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait

Well it’s got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me

Well it’s got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

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