Arianna Huffington, I’m a big fan of your work and I came this close to voting for you, so please take this as constructive criticism when I say “please stop trying to be funny” :

[T]he majority leader’s ethical rap sheet is longer than the list of prepubescent boys who have shared Michael Jackson’s bed

Not only are Michael Jackson jokes hackneyed, but throwing nod to a child rape scandal in the middle of an article about Tom DeLay is a lot more distressing than insightful.