Shorter Ann Coulter on Leno :

Liberals don’t like to argue. They all throw food instead.

Ugggh….but it’s not like we didn’t see this coming :

Even
worse, these kind of moronic pranks play right into the grasping hands
of the authoritarian right. Horowitz and Kristol and Coulter and the
other members of the RNC propaganda department will be dining well off
these attacks for years to come — a classic case of being able to wear
your pie and eat it, too.

Authoritarian movements thrive on phony martyrs, and now this one
has its pastry martyrs. Have no doubt that the “crazed” leftist
students who smeared them (literally) will be cited every time some
hayseed state legislature votes to create a doctoral program in
creation science at Bumfuck State U, or endows the Rush Limbaugh Chair
in Advanced Idioting at the University of Southern North Dakota (at
Hoople).

Listen, you immature motherfuckers. It doesn’t
matter how physically harmless your little pranks may be. It’s still
assault. Whenever this shit goes down, it makes us all look bad. This
time, it was in front of the millions of people who watch The Tonight Show.
Judging by the crowd’s reaction to Coulter’s attacks (and the fawning
interview by Leno), they didn’t think the pie assaults are very funny.
I don’t either.