Ahhh…what is there to say about the navel gazing, celebrity
worshipping, aimless montrosity that is The Huffington Post? Lemme
throw this at you Haper’s index style :

Posts since the site’s launch on Monday : 184

Posts by Robert Evans : 1

Number of rhetorical questions asked by Evans: 5

Number of references to screwing Ali McGraw : 0 (so far)

Posts that mention Social Security : 10

Posts that mention NASCAR : 2

Posts by David Mamet today : 1

Posts about David Mamet’s post : 3

Mentions of the word “God” by Quincy Jones in a post about why Michael Jackson is so screwed up : 4

Posts containing the term “lemon squares” : 2

Posts about making your van look like an ice cream truck : 1

Can you accuse something of jumping the shark if it was built over the tank?