He’s been hiding in this lady’s tummy. As this ultrasound shows, a woman in Ohio is pregnant with Jesus (via Bob Harris) :

This really adds to the emotional strain of impending motherhood :

Not only is her husband not the father, but she’s been a virgin without even knowing it. I guess the Pope is right. God really does hate contraception.

Does this mean she has to give birth in a barn? It would have been nice to find out before blowing all that cash on the OB-GYN visits.

What is she gonna do with all that frankincense and myrhh?

I don’t care if he is humanity’s savior, that kid’s gonna look hideous with a full beard.

“Thanks folks. I’ll be here all week.”