In case you missed it, William Rehnquist will be announcing his retirement today between 10AM and 11AM^{[1]Keep in mind that I’m currently typing this at 2:15 PM EST.}….and Justice Stevens…and maybe another justice too. Since I love irresponsible rumors as much as the next guy, lemme throw in that I heard from a source at the NY Times that Judith Miller’s source is Dick Cheney and that the only reason she went to jail is because the White House offered her an ambassadorship in exchange for her silence. Yeah…that’s it…