I linked to this blog the other day on my own site, but I think that readers of The Talent Show will find it as hilarious as I do. Subtitled A handbook for government by wishful thinking, it’s an infrequently updated collection of definitions suitable to the Orwellian times we are stupidly forced to endure. I love the english language, especially when it’s set to the task of eviscerating the shallow and stupid, and this site is delightfully, if subtley mean to the vommit backwash disguised as the American political right.

Noteable Excerpts include:

Consistency, n. The avoidance of hypocrisy through persistent, provocative and pervasive lying:

and

Islamofascism, n. An amalgam of religion and meaningless expletive, bound together with the “o” from “veg-o-matic”. Originally coined by Communists in their struggle to explain the indifference of Muslims to the self-evident charms of Communism, this word tends to evoke hysteria in the listener, whether as an insult to Islam, as an insult to the English language, or as a humiliating reminder of things that are foreign and hard to pronounce.