Grand Theft Asskiss
Oh. My. God. (via Joystiq)
Yes, that’s Electronic Arts’ new Madden football game and the guy behind the helmet is….Jeb Bush. Click on the screenshots for details.
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I was already iffy about buying this game because of EA’s decision to buy up the NFL rights for the next 5 years but this has given me an all new reason not to purchase it.
I enjoy not having a choice when it comes to pro football games…why have something to choose from? I still think ESPN was better.
Comment by Kryten Syxx — August 10, 2005 @ 5:35 am
This…
was…
very…
ghey…
Interesting that EA decided to use the Dolphins instead of the Jaguars or Bucs who are closer to Tallahassee than Miami.
Miami fans HATE Jeb. Most of South Florida hates him.
Jacksonville and Tampa are much friendlier to the Bushes than South Florida.
Comment by Buck Fush — August 10, 2005 @ 7:28 am
Hold on, let’s wait for the game to come out. After all, Jeb could very easily be the Madden series’ Dan Hibiki…
Comment by Mighty Ponygirl — August 10, 2005 @ 7:44 am
I’m surprised they could find a helmet that fit that monstrous melon of his.
Comment by norbizness — August 10, 2005 @ 8:22 am
If I wasn’t already boycotting EA for a multitude of reasons, I would most certainly start now.
Comment by John E Thelin — August 10, 2005 @ 12:20 pm
Isn’t Madden supposed to translate real-life football skills into the game mechanics?
So, I hightly doubt that Jeb is a fast runner, hard-hitter, or strong man.
Maybe he was put in there, so you can paste him on every play.
Comment by Dave — August 10, 2005 @ 3:09 pm
What a great idea for other games as well. Maybe the next version of GTA can feature Rush Limbaugh buying painkillers on the street.
Comment by danananan — August 11, 2005 @ 11:55 am