Comments on: Crass(us)

By: Ross A Lincoln

Ross A Lincoln — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 20:57:38 +0000

I thought about mentioning that, since it is a perfect ironic postmortum dis – His avarice being so great that when captured by the Parthians, they poured molten gold down his throat to feed his greed.

It’s a really cool story, and I just might add it to this post. For the record however, I personally believe (and I don’t claim to be an expert) that more likely he was killed in battle. Many accounts suggest the same thing, or that he committed suicide when the battle was lost.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 20:48:49 +0000

You know, Crassus died when they liquefied gold and poured it down his throat…

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 00:02:37 +0000

That’s what I’m here for. Stossel has yet to fully grasp the awesome life saving power of his Stash.

By: Ross A Lincoln

Ross A Lincoln — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 23:32:35 +0000

Matt, once again you demonstrate the important public service done by mustaches the world over.

By: cheney

cheney — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 23:20:04 +0000

i think keith hernandez should just stick to baseball and lousy seinfeld appearances.

By: Nasaka

Nasaka — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 23:08:56 +0000

Stossels err was in comparing ethical mangos and kiwifruit. Price gauging on items humanity simple can’t live w/ out (water, bread, sanitary products) is pure evil. However, his argument for reconstruction services gauging is mostly valid. The need for artisans from other states will be great, should they decide to restore N’Orleans. Just send the bill to Bushy.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 22:59:41 +0000

Stossel should stop shelling out his wisdom, go down to New Orleans, and suck up all the remaining flood water into his AMAZING mustache thus doing his country a great service, the douchebag.