WANTED: Patriotic Woman willing to endure unfair villainization for the greater good.

I think I’ve figured out how to finally get some accountability. Someone needs to take one for the team and give George W Bush a blowjob. It’s the only way we’ll ever see the country turn on him and his cronies.

I wish I wasn’t only half-joking.


posted by Ross Lincoln on September 7, 2005 @ 12:03 pm

12 comments

  1. Good idea, Ross! Er, you go first.

    Comment by Pickleweedpete — September 7, 2005 @ 12:07 pm

  2. That’s nice of you, but no, I insist, you can have a go first. I, um, don’t want to take the, ahem, glory for myself.

    Comment by Ross A Lincoln — September 7, 2005 @ 12:09 pm

  3. Actually, If GWB was caught getting a blowjob, it would be Clinton’s fault. You know, because he set a bad example for the nation.

    Comment by Dave — September 7, 2005 @ 1:07 pm

  4. Let’s get RuPaul to do it. Film at 11.

    Comment by kamachanda — September 7, 2005 @ 2:18 pm

  5. It would be much more damaging if a man did it. Go fer it, Ross.

    Comment by Amanda — September 7, 2005 @ 2:58 pm

  6. Thanks Amanda, thanks alot. DAMN IT, why must my brilliant schemes always backfire.

    SIGH.

    (musters manful courage)

    Okay people, I’m on it. I’ll (SHUDDER) start practicing on cucumbers now, and sacrfice my dignity, good name, and shirt front to the cause. Wish me luck.

    Comment by Ross A Lincoln — September 7, 2005 @ 3:03 pm

  7. can I use a mint flavoured condom?

    Comment by Nasaka — September 7, 2005 @ 3:43 pm

  8. I volunteer someone else to do it. At work (in a big, soulless corporation) the person who mentions the idea is the one put in charge. That’s you Ross.

    Comment by Unstable Isotope — September 7, 2005 @ 6:41 pm

  9. UI, thank you!

    (Lets’ out enormous sigh of relief)

    I will be accepting applications for this highly important position shortly.

    Comment by Ross A Lincoln — September 7, 2005 @ 6:47 pm

  10. Not to spoil the mood, but I don’t wish even that little bit of pleasure on the fucker even if it brings about his downfall. I’d much rather he be impeached for any of the travesties he’s begotten and end up Guantanamo somehow.

    Comment by Mike K — September 9, 2005 @ 9:36 am

  11. I’ll bet Rick Santorum would really like to give Dubya a hummer. You know he’s in the closet.

    Comment by Becky — September 10, 2005 @ 12:58 pm

  12. Not to spoil the mood, but I don’t wish even that little bit of pleasure on the fucker even if it brings about his downfall.

    I’m sure a sufficiently motivated and toothy individual could manage to make it less than pleasurable for Dubya, while still scandalous.

    Of course, it won’t accomplish anything. A memo will go out. Black is white. Right is wrong. Two legs better. President receiving blowjob just demonstrates his manliness.

    Comment by Hamilton Lovecraft — September 11, 2005 @ 1:32 pm

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