Ever see a photograph that reminds you of being a liberal in modern America?

Well, politics aside, here’s something that might make you happy – This moment is going to be immortalized in Bronze!

THE moment soccer’s Vinnie Jones squeezed Paul Gascoigne’s privates is being immortalised in a bronze statue. The £40,000 sculpture — 1½ times life size — will have pride of place outside a new stadium.

Jesus, a 1½ times life sized Vinnie Jones grabbing Gazza’s grapes, for the ages? Those soccer hooligan types are just plain nuts. Yuk yuk yuk.

Thanks ladies and germs, I’ll be here all night.