The Final Straw

President Bush, the future administration of President Hillary Clinton would like to thank you in advance for your stellar pick of Harriet Miers for the Supreme Court. Miers’ strict constructionist views regarding Article II of the Constitution and the protection of executive power will come in very handy. With the Court firmly opposed to judicial activism, Mrs. Clinton can more freely pursue agenda items such as mandatory abortions, making it a felony to mention Jesus in public, a socialist approach to taxation and healthcare, and the further spread of homosexuality in our public schools. It’s nice to know that we’ve got a leader who stands firmly on the principle that the President can do whatever he/she wants without the oversight of the Legislative or Judicial branches. Praise Allah for your fantastic choice.


posted by greg on October 12, 2005 @ 3:24 pm

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