Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is a movie star. Dude, we get it. Please shut up.

“If I would do another ‘Terminator’ movie I would have Terminator travel back in time and tell Arnold not to have a special election,” the former action film star joked. “I should have also listened to my wife who said don’t do it.”

If he made another Batman movie, he’d have Mr. Freeze tell Arnold to “chill out” with the special election thing. If he made another “True Lies”, he’d tell everyone the truth about his blatant attempt to cripple the Democratic party. If he made another “Pumping Iron” film, he’d tell Arnold to do the heavy lifting himself and not rely on the people of California to make the hard decisions for him. If he made another “Total Recall”, he’d think twice about replacing and then doing a worse job than Gray Davis. If he made another “Predator”, he’d think twice about molesting those women. If he made another “Raw Deal”, he’d apologize to his constituents and actually govern like the moderate he pretended to be two years ago. If he made another “Collateral Damage” he’d think twice about short-changing the children of California by cutting school funding and screwing teachers. If there was a sequel to “The Running Man”….