The three choices in CNN’s “not a scientific, but we’re running it anyways” poll to measure reaction to the State of the Union :

Very Positive

Somewhat Positive

Negative

Way to front-load the poll results guys. I wonder if that middle “positive” reaction would include people who thought “who cares?”, “whatever”, and “eh”. Next year, maybe you can have people choose between “Awesome”, “Rad”, and “Shitty”.