Perhaps if aliens landed and began eating babies, our Senators might be able to work up enough indignation to vote to censure them.

Whoah! Slow down there, buddy. There’s no reason to politicize the arrival of our extra-terrestrial overlords. I’ll be sending a strongly-worded fundraising email decrying the alien baby-eaters later this week, but it would be unfair of us to question the motives of the flesh-hungry monsters without knowing all the facts. If you tune into C-SPAN2 next Tuesday at 11:15AM EST, I’ll be delivering a speech before the annual awards luncheon by Americans for People’s Freedom to unveil my plan to form an exploratory committee to examine whether or not we need an investigation to find out if alien baby-eating is objectionable enough to undecided voters to take a make a public statement in opposition.

Perhaps if aliens landed and began eating babies, our Senators might be able to work up enough indignation to vote to censure them.

I see nothing to be happy about – The US has been in a steady decline for the last 5 years, and the confirmation of Alito could perhaps be the nail in the coffin.

I look forward to how the history books will portray this period when my kids are learning about American History.

Thanks for the nice post, Greg – I’ll be forwarding this one to a lot of folks.