An Ounce Of Pretension Is Worth A Pound Of Manure
Maybe I’m the only person annoyed by this, but when did Salon turn into Ain’t It Cool News? Like the first half of every other article at AIC, this intro to an otherwise great interview with journalist Mark Danner feels completely out of place :
On a cloudless day, the sky a brilliant, late-afternoon blue, my car winds its way up the Berkeley hills. Plum and pear trees in glorious whites and pinks burst into sight at each turn in the road. Beds of yellow flowers, trees hung with lemons, and the odd palm are surrounded by the green of a Northern California winter, though the temperature is pushing 70 degrees. An almost perfectly full moon, faded to a tattered white, sits overhead. Suddenly, I take a turn and start straight up, as if into the heavens, but in fact toward Grizzly Peak, before turning yet again into a small street and pulling up in front of a wooden gate. You swing it open and proceed down a picturesque stone path through the world’s tiniest grove of redwoods toward the yellow stucco cottage that was only recently the home of Nobel Prize-winning poet Czeslaw Milosz, but is now the home — as yet almost furniture-less — of journalist Mark Danner, who has said that, as a young writer in search of “a kind of moral clarity,” he gravitated toward countries where “massacres and killings and torture happen, in the place, that is, where we find evil.”
. . .
We seat ourselves, a makeshift table with my tape recorders between us, and, turning away from the slowly sinking sun, simply plunge in.
Jeez, and they say bloggers are self-indulgent. Perhaps I should start writing like this too :
“It was a frigid Tuesday not unlike any other that I returned from lunch to once again sit at my desk and survey the media landscape. The browning of the leaves and the stiffness of that February wind were no match for the scalding hot cup of coffee that I brought slowly to my lips to begin warming me from inside. As I sat there checking the correspondence from friends and foes alike, I had no idea I was about to click on the link that would change my life forever. Through normally locked behind an impenetrable wall composed of 1′s and 0′s, this particular column from the New York Times would prove to catalog the failures of an Administration whose exploits would put Don Quixote to shame. Beneath the byline Krugman lies prose too good to miss my friends, so do yourselves a favor and make sure to ‘read the whole thing’.”
On second thought, if I wrote like that, I’d probably just end up wanting to kick my own ass.
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Save yourself the effort, if you start writing like that people will stand in line to kick your ass.
Comment by Kamachanda — February 28, 2006 @ 4:33 pm
Interesting universe he inhabits. The moon is full and overhead while the sun is still up. Either sunlight is hanging a sharp left to hit the moon where the sun normally wouldn’t be shining or there’s another sun on the other side of the Earth.
For those who haven’t noticed or considered the matter, a full moon rises as the sun sets; that’s the only way that its entire face could be illuminated.
Comment by Bob Munck — February 28, 2006 @ 5:12 pm
http://tomdispatch.com/index.mhtml?pid=63903
Seems this was originally at tomdispatch.com, so not entirely Salon’s fault. Still poor writing though.
Comment by joseph — February 28, 2006 @ 6:24 pm
I don’t know exactly what’s happened to Salon, but a few years back it was a must-read for me. It was even worth forking over $$$ for the premium edition.
I cancelled that when it just seemed like tepid bathwater, day after day. Blah. Even “Slate” is more interesting.
Comment by Bella — March 1, 2006 @ 10:28 am
Back in med school, there was a surgeon who dictated all his op reports the same way:
“It was 2:00 am Sunday. As I lay sleeping peacefully a loud ringing pierced the night. I picked up the telephone, blinking the sleep out of my eyes, expecting the worst. The harsh female voice on the telephone informed mr there was an MVA on 1st Street that night, and that a young man ruptured his spleen…”
We even did a bit about it in our senior skits.
Comment by tweez — March 1, 2006 @ 10:57 pm