Life Imitates Art
It’s nice to see that the Army is calling in the big guns to help them defeat insurgents in Iraq (via Brandoland) :
In a 1,000-square-mile region on the edge of Death Valley, Arab-Americans, many of them from the Iraqi expatriate community in San Diego, populate a group of mock villages resembling their counterparts in Iraq. American soldiers at forward operating bases nearby face insurgent uprisings, suicide bombings and even staged beheadings in underground tunnels. Recently, the soldiers here, like their counterparts in Iraq, have been confronted with Sunni-Shiite riots. At one village, a secret guerrilla revolt is in the works.With actors and stuntmen on loan from Hollywood, American generals have recast the training ground at Fort Irwin so effectively as a simulation of conditions in Iraq and Afghanistan over the past 20 months that some soldiers have left with battle fatigue and others have had their orders for deployment to the war zones canceled. In at least one case, a soldier’s career was ended for unnecessarily “killing” civilians.
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It is a marriage of military technology and Hollywood fakery; some 350 Arabic-speaking Iraqi-Americans and plainclothes Nevada National Guardsman live here almost year-round to offer American trainees what one officer described as “a vortex of chaos.” The insurgents even get acting lessons, coached by Carl Weathers, best known for his portrayal of the boxer Apollo Creed in the “Rocky” films.
That’s right, the Carl Weathers. As anyone with good taste in TV can tell you, he’s one of the greatest acting teachers in the world.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.”
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I think I want my money back.
Comment by dAnimal — May 3, 2006 @ 11:42 am
Maybe thats where they got the idea.
I mean, Tobias was trained in stage-fighting at one of Carl’s workshop (but I wonder if DOD remembers that Carl never actually made it to the event).
Comment by Arun — May 3, 2006 @ 2:50 pm
If Iraq: The Simulation turns out better than Iraq: The Genuine Clusterfuck, can we just declare victory and bring home the troops?
Comment by Tom Hilton — May 3, 2006 @ 4:37 pm