Comments on: Homegrown Errorists

By: moonbiter

moonbiter — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:47:49 +0000

I’m sure the guy was a total loon, but the Cobra Commander thing at poetry readings sounds inspired to me.

By: john

john — Sun, 25 Jun 2006 00:46:47 +0000

That must be David. I have been back in Tulsa lately and have run into him. Don’t forget the obsession with porn, fluxus, tentacle porn, kickboxing, porn, dressing like a psychadelic cowboy from space and, of course, porn.

I have described David to people and no believes me. I was finally vindicated when I was sitting in a coffee place talking to a friend and David appears, remembered my name and began one of his long, long, long monologues (sp?). A few weeks after that I saw him in the library and hid in terror.

By: Jason

Jason — Sat, 24 Jun 2006 18:33:17 +0000

I knew a guy in college that would dress up as batman. I think he is a police officer now…

By: alex

alex — Sat, 24 Jun 2006 07:38:32 +0000

Ummm, this guy wandering around his campus in a ninja suit didn’t go by the name Dahveed, did he?

By: Kamachanda

Kamachanda — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 21:57:52 +0000

Funny, I have a plan to bring down the US Government by borrowing money from the Chinese.

By: Kip W

Kip W — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 17:45:15 +0000

But just think! If the FBI had gone ahead and funded them, given them weapons, taught them how to use them, furnished them with a plan, picked them up at the bus station and flown them to Chicago, put them on a train downtown, shown them where the tower was, bought them an elevator ticket (dude! the elevator costs money!) and then neglected to stop them just in time, it would have been 9/11 all over again!

We were this close, people! If this had been an election year, goodbye Windy City!

By: Dr, Pants

Dr, Pants — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 16:11:38 +0000

Did the guy in the Cobra Commander mask do the fake hiss/lisp? You’ve got to respect anybody willing to emulate a “terrorist leader” who couldn’t seem to graduate from speech therapy classesm much less mount a credible threat to the world.

Follow-up: Did he come back two years later as Serpentor?