Rush Limbaugh is, well, he’ll gladly pay you tuesday for an erection today:

Rush Limbaugh was detained for about 3 1/2 hours at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.

The 55-year-old radio commentator’s luggage was examined by U.S. Customs and Border Protection after his private plane landed at the airport around 2 p.m. from the Dominican Republic, said Paul Miller, spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.

Customs officials found in Limbaugh’s luggage a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra, a prescription drug that treats erectile disfunction, Miller said.

“The problem was that on the bottle itself was not his name, but the name of two Florida doctors,” Miller said.

So there’s a joke here. I won’t say it though. Far be it from me to fluff a topic like this for rock hard evidence of in-and-out tourism on the part of His Drugginess that could result in hard time. Because I wouldn’t ever rise to such bait. Instead, I’ll be the bigger man. I won’t, for example, comment on the fact that Rush is apparently flip-flopping on the whole drug thing. Or that he’s trying to stuff the press with evidence of his virility.

I certainly won’t say that his dick is the apparent genital equivalent to the portrait of Dorian Gray.

Because I’m mature.