Paintin’ the Town Brown

Last year, Mary appeared to the faithful as a giant stain that looks like a vagina. This year, she’s back as a turd :

Okay, technically it’s a piece of chocolate, but we all know what it really looks like. To be fair, praying to a retarded candy bar is only slightly less embarassing than worshiping crap, but that’s not saying much.

On the same subject, next time you’re in Vegas, don’t fall asleep within 500 feet of any poop. It’s against the law now.

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