Best. Hatemail. Ever.
The best thing I’ve gotten in my inbox in a long time :
Dear reader,
I could not help noticing on your post room that a person passed a comment that the Pope sucks. I am deeply hurt by this.. just because he has a different character to the last Pope they have no right to insult the holy father in that way.I just checked with the online international Police and found that it is possible to press charges for such a comment. Please do the bit from your side to remove the page were it is written that the Pope sucks.thank you
You’re welcome…but the Pope still sucks.
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The “online international Police”?
::spit-take, gales of laughter::
Comment by Ali — September 14, 2006 @ 9:15 pm
What’s all this then?
Comment by D Doright, Online International Police — September 15, 2006 @ 2:05 am
You know, I just searched google and I can’t seem to find the online international Police website anywhere …
Comment by moonbiter — September 15, 2006 @ 2:07 am
The online International Police must be real–it’s a sin for Christians to lie!
Comment by dAnimal — September 15, 2006 @ 9:23 am
So when will the Vatican be bombed?
Comment by Becky — September 15, 2006 @ 6:56 pm
The pope not only sucks, he’s a friggan Nazi.
And as far as Christianity goes, the Pope is a false god if anything. He’s just a man. Stop wasting your life believing anything otherwise.
Comment by Brian N. — September 15, 2006 @ 11:48 pm
The Online International Police? Is that anything like the Fox News Security team O’Reilly threatened to use against any caller who mentioned Keith Olbermann?
Comment by jim marquis — September 16, 2006 @ 10:26 am
Not only does the pope suck, he sucks on doggy dicks with a picture of Little Stevie over his head.
With apologies to X.
Comment by Uncle Mike — September 17, 2006 @ 5:43 pm
I think I remember reading about the Online International Police in the Paris Business Review.
Comment by Refrozen Seabass — September 18, 2006 @ 7:38 am
I’m still stuck on “post room”.
Comment by Bella — September 18, 2006 @ 2:53 pm
I have it on good authority that the Pope is really none other than Emperor Palpatine!!
just look at the first photo of him after he was appointed! the crazed eyes, the outstretched hand, ready to dole out that oh-so-painful Force Lightning…….gives me shudders to remember that.
sometimes, I wake up in the night and I can see him standing over me, saying, “now, young Skywalker….you WILL die!”
gotta go grab my lightsaber……
Comment by Luke Skywalker — September 19, 2006 @ 10:34 am
The Pope is a weenie.
Comment by Bud — September 19, 2006 @ 5:17 pm